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Milanese 

n. 1. Italians of families long known to reside in Milan, Italy. Characterized by their fair skin and brownish hair.
2. A resident of Milan, Italy. Characterized by their slumped shoulders, dead eyes, frantic pace, and stubborn insistence that Milan is a great place to live.
"I was waiting at Loreto for the Metro when a Milanese bastard damn near shoved me onto the tracks in his hurry to get by. Luckily, a pile of dogshit and broken syringes broke my fall. Why is this place considered a fashion capitol again?"
Milanese by Alecx Hunter August 10, 2005
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Milanese beans 

A cheap alternative to anal beads. Usually made from gnocchi held together with cassette tape.
His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.
Milanese beans by Cuksocker November 6, 2010
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milanesa 

milanesa is an Argentinian food wich is a pice of (for example) meat, chicken, soy, eggplant, etc covered in bread crumbs wich is or fried or baked. people as well call milanesas "supremas"
omg, this was the best milanesa ever
i don't like supremas as much as empanadas
milanesa by violuda February 2, 2018