Milaney
Milaney by Gibson the sexy dog February 16, 2024
John Mulaney Syndrome
John Mulaney Syndrome by Absolute twat September 25, 2020
John Mulaney
An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.
John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.
John Mulaney by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020
John Mulaney
Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?
Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!
Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!
John Mulaney by MotharChod June 13, 2018
MaLaney
A fun, outgoing girl. Doesnt belong to a certain crowd. She could care less whether you like her or not. She has an amazing personality and can make anyone laugh. Usually very pretty and is a great, loyal friend. Anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend.
MaLaney by A-Balla 2010 November 18, 2009
Milanese beans
His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.
Milanese beans by Cuksocker November 6, 2010
John Mulaney Syndrome
A condition in which you seem to trigger everyone's gay detectors, but you are in fact straight. This leads to you being asked if you are gay constantly and often being an icon among the LGBT despite being entirely straight.
"I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, 'You marked that one gay, right?'
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome
John Mulaney Syndrome by simplyhopeless October 10, 2020
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High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026