Mikołaj

A rather interesting person. At heart a good friendly person but doesn't come across as such immediately. Seems very fun and outgoing on the outside but is suffering on the inside. Check up on your Mikołaj. They are trying their best.

With their dark and grimm humor they may scare people away at first, but don't judge them on the first impression.
They are usually seen playing video games, most commonly shooter games and battle royals

Person 1: Oh, he had quite the dark humor, damn.
Person 2: Yeah, y'know, he's just a Mikołaj

by Silexa January 23, 2021

Mikołaj manoeuvre

When you get naked in your best friend’s bed at his 18th birthday party and fuck your gilfriend several times in the eyes of his party guest for 10 hours non stop and only stop boning to get more alcohol. Your friends hate you and end up throwing away the soaked in cum bed

-Hey Maria, why aren’t you and Johnny close anymore?
-I’m giving him the silence treatment since he pulled out that Mikołaj manoeuvre at my birthday party.
-Omg! Poor girl! That’s some ducked up shit.

by NeedlessSage February 10, 2021

Mikolaj

A name for a legit Polish gangster. An individual with this name typically has an enormous penis and a lot of money.

Person 1: Hey bro, you know about that nigga Mikolaj?
Person 2: Yeah bro, that's nigga's a boss. He's the best.

by Spooky_Shrek July 31, 2016

mikolaj

a sexy intelligent person who gets bitches mostly makes racist jokes about arabs and ciniks very smart and gets loads of money and pussy

osama bin laden : dam did u see the guy that was mikolaj allhakbar !

mia khalifa: i fucked tha guy yesterday he had a huge cock his name was mikolaj

by jimmy 69911 January 17, 2017

Mikolaj

A very sexy polish boy, with an amazing body and personality, he’s very loving and kind, hell always be there for you no matter what

Did you see mikolaj he’s so hot

by Xxitsamy January 25, 2019

Mikolaj

Epic man with 47 girlfriends and he also runs the streets with his drillas.

Man: Mikolaj is girl hoarder

by Bigman2344 August 30, 2021

mikolaj

A great friend with a great personality.

Look Its Mikolaj

The awesome guy from school?

by Andrew6847 June 17, 2016