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Mileyboarded 

A form of torture, akin to water-boarding, where a parent is subjected to incessant playing of either the Meet Miley Cyrus Album or Hannah Montana's Best of Both Worlds.
In response to any question asked of her, Candace only squeaks, "Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days. Everybody knows, what, what I'm talkin' 'bout, everybody gets that way." She got Mileyboarded over the weekend on a road trip with her daughter, and her eyes have been glazed over ever since.
Mileyboarded by Shiningcity April 16, 2008

MonkeyBeard 

A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.
I shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!
MonkeyBeard by Philip Sap June 14, 2008

Mikey Bear

Mikey Bear by booradly March 15, 2009

Monkeybeard 

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.
After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.
Monkeybeard by dannyjenn June 16, 2008

Michybear 

A Instagram page from back in the day that has photos so old and terrible that it makes u wanna kill yourself
Sammie look imma show ur michybear pics!!!

Mikeybabez 

A nickname for a senile elderly person who attends modern music festivals
Look at that Mikeybabez wondering round the field shaking his fist at a tree
Mikeybabez by Not cliff November 23, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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