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Mileyboarded 

A form of torture, akin to water-boarding, where a parent is subjected to incessant playing of either the Meet Miley Cyrus Album or Hannah Montana's Best of Both Worlds.
In response to any question asked of her, Candace only squeaks, "Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days. Everybody knows, what, what I'm talkin' 'bout, everybody gets that way." She got Mileyboarded over the weekend on a road trip with her daughter, and her eyes have been glazed over ever since.
Mileyboarded by Shiningcity April 16, 2008

MonkeyBeard 

A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.
I shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!
MonkeyBeard by Philip Sap June 14, 2008

Mikey Bear

Mikey Bear by booradly March 15, 2009

Monkeybeard 

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.
After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.
Monkeybeard by dannyjenn June 16, 2008

Michybear 

A Instagram page from back in the day that has photos so old and terrible that it makes u wanna kill yourself
Sammie look imma show ur michybear pics!!!

Mikeybabez 

A nickname for a senile elderly person who attends modern music festivals
Look at that Mikeybabez wondering round the field shaking his fist at a tree
Mikeybabez by Not cliff November 23, 2022