Mike Pompeo

An ass-kissing war nut who somehow became Secretary of State

Mike Pompeo is a fucknut.

Mike Pompeo by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

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Mike “The Mole” Pompeo

A nickname derived from the not-so-far-fetched possibility that the Trumpster’s US Secretary of State is actually a CIA operative who has been put in place to continuously monitor the Unglued One.

Although he strikes me as a pompous asshole, I’m thinking I should get my head straight and thank God we Americans have Mike “The Mole” Pompeo in there to keep Mr. T’s hands off the Nuclear Football!

Mike “The Mole” Pompeo by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

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Mike Pompous Asshole

An already widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s third Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo.

Well that’s a big surprise, Mike Pompous Asshole is a proud member of the Impeachment Posse for the role he’s played in the recent intercontinental extortion attempt!

Mike Pompous Asshole by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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