Mike Pompeo

An ass-kissing war nut who somehow became Secretary of State

Mike Pompeo is a fucknut.

Mike Pompeo by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

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Mike “The Mole” Pompeo

A nickname derived from the not-so-far-fetched possibility that the Trumpster’s US Secretary of State is actually a CIA operative who has been put in place to continuously monitor the Unglued One.

Although he strikes me as a pompous asshole, I’m thinking I should get my head straight and thank God we Americans have Mike “The Mole” Pompeo in there to keep Mr. T’s hands off the Nuclear Football!

Mike “The Mole” Pompeo by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

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Mike Pompous Asshole

An already widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s third Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo.

Well that’s a big surprise, Mike Pompous Asshole is a proud member of the Impeachment Posse for the role he’s played in the recent intercontinental extortion attempt!

Mike Pompous Asshole by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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