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Michael Diamond of the Beastie Boys, hip-hop pioneers.
Mike D. by Hello Nasty April 4, 2005
Words you can keep
The boy who was raised by wolves.

Knows ninja shit.

Boss in southern California that hooked up four bros.
'dude, check out that guy hookin' up those four bros!'

'I know, he's totally a Mike D!'
Mike D by SABD January 27, 2010
The act of stuttering in public, due to inexperience with a microphone.
While talking to the audience John mike'd up.
Mike'd by the_fish_says_quack April 1, 2009
1. Beastie Boy MC from the 1980's 2. Guy from central Ohio who grabs his crotch frequently
Mike mike Mike D Michael michael mike d
Mike D by Jimmy Swagger February 6, 2010
Receiving your food from a restaurant last among the party that you are with. Usually a significant amount of time after the rest of your party.
I ordered first and still haven't gotten my food yet, everyone else is halfway done already. I hope I'm not getting Mike'd today.

Jimmy got Mike'd at lunch and now we are all going to be late!
Mike'd by Z3k3 December 21, 2016
When you're winning in an argument, but the other person somehow obscures your face. (etc, sitting on you)
"I was arguing against him, but then he mike'd me by laying on my face."
mike'd by stormolo November 2, 2022
WHEN YOU RUN THE 40 YARD DASH, WEARING MOCCASINS, ON CEMENT, AND FALL AND SKIN YOUR KNEE
DUDE, BOB TOTALLY DID A MIKE D YESTERDAY.... WHAT AN ASS.
MIKE D by JIGMIC October 16, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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