Mike D.

Michael Diamond of the Beastie Boys, hip-hop pioneers.

Mike D. with the master plan.

by Hello Nasty April 4, 2005

Mike D

The boy who was raised by wolves.

Knows ninja shit.

Boss in southern California that hooked up four bros.

'dude, check out that guy hookin' up those four bros!'

'I know, he's totally a Mike D!'

by SABD January 27, 2010

Mike'd

The act of stuttering in public, due to inexperience with a microphone.

While talking to the audience John mike'd up.

by the_fish_says_quack April 1, 2009

Mike D

1. Beastie Boy MC from the 1980's 2. Guy from central Ohio who grabs his crotch frequently

Mike mike Mike D Michael michael mike d

by Jimmy Swagger February 6, 2010

Mike'd

Receiving your food from a restaurant last among the party that you are with. Usually a significant amount of time after the rest of your party.

I ordered first and still haven't gotten my food yet, everyone else is halfway done already. I hope I'm not getting Mike'd today.

Jimmy got Mike'd at lunch and now we are all going to be late!

by Z3k3 December 21, 2016

mike'd

When you're winning in an argument, but the other person somehow obscures your face. (etc, sitting on you)

"I was arguing against him, but then he mike'd me by laying on my face."

by stormolo November 2, 2022

MIKE D

WHEN YOU RUN THE 40 YARD DASH, WEARING MOCCASINS, ON CEMENT, AND FALL AND SKIN YOUR KNEE

DUDE, BOB TOTALLY DID A MIKE D YESTERDAY.... WHAT AN ASS.

by JIGMIC October 16, 2008