Mike’d

The horrible bad luck outcome of when you encounter a person named mike.

I saw mike at Starbucks before work- I tried to avoid him but got mike’d - the elevator broke down on my way up to the office was stuck inside for 50 mins while dealing with a stomachache from the spoiled milk that I was served at Starbucks

by Puli568 August 10, 2023

Mike D.

Michael Diamond of the Beastie Boys, hip-hop pioneers.

Mike D. with the master plan.

by Hello Nasty April 4, 2005

Mike D

The boy who was raised by wolves.

Knows ninja shit.

Boss in southern California that hooked up four bros.

'dude, check out that guy hookin' up those four bros!'

'I know, he's totally a Mike D!'

by SABD January 27, 2010

Mike'd

The act of stuttering in public, due to inexperience with a microphone.

While talking to the audience John mike'd up.

by the_fish_says_quack April 1, 2009

Mike D

1. Beastie Boy MC from the 1980's 2. Guy from central Ohio who grabs his crotch frequently

Mike mike Mike D Michael michael mike d

by Jimmy Swagger February 6, 2010

Mike'd

Receiving your food from a restaurant last among the party that you are with. Usually a significant amount of time after the rest of your party.

I ordered first and still haven't gotten my food yet, everyone else is halfway done already. I hope I'm not getting Mike'd today.

Jimmy got Mike'd at lunch and now we are all going to be late!

by Z3k3 December 21, 2016

mike'd

When you're winning in an argument, but the other person somehow obscures your face. (etc, sitting on you)

"I was arguing against him, but then he mike'd me by laying on my face."

by stormolo November 2, 2022