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The true definition of a dumb fuckwit. The Mikaael always wants attention in the dumbest of ways, and will piss everyone off in the process. Everyone trolls the Mikaael for a good giggle and he doesn't even notice, cos he's so fucking dumb.
"Hey, Mikaael. You're dumb." "What is a dumb?!!"
Mikaael by CatchEmAll803 December 27, 2018
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elijah mikaelson 

A hottie with family issues.

Elijah is a very attractive, positive, quirky and upbeat person. He always tries to see the good in people and tries to be a friend to everyone. He lives by a code of honour and morality. But isn't afraid to even murder for family. Something he values above all. Even through all the betrayal and backstabbing didn't break his promise of an always and forever.
-The noble Elijah Mikaelson sacrifices everything for family. AGAIN...
-Dude did you watch the originals Elijah is soo fittt.
elijah mikaelson by Mikaelson1313 August 29, 2020
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THE BEST FAMILY OF VAMPIRES EVER KNOWN TO MAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mikaelson 1: Always and forever...
Mikaelson 2: ,For how ever long...
Mikaelson 3: Forever may be...

Mikaelah 

Beautiful and smart girl that will steal your tacos. Very feisty but absolutely loyal no matter what. She's an all around amazing person with a vibrant and crazy personality. You are lucky to be friends with a Mikaelah and should be careful if you ever get on her bad side because she knows how to hide a body. You will only get her really upset if you hurt somebody she is close to. She will stand up for what's right and ignore the haters. She's got a great body with an amazing booty. Tends to fart at the gym.
"Damn, I wish I could date Mikaelah, she's so hot!"
Mikaelah by Tato_lex July 12, 2017
Mikeala is a crazy smart person. She’s beautiful, nice, can act a bit insane and is just in total a down to earth lovable girl. She can be a bit dramatic sometimes, but you would never mind it because it adds to her charisma and personality. She would never believe you if you told her she was smart or pretty, despite it being an honest truth, and anyone who gets the chance to be with her romantically is flipping B L E S S E D PERIODT!! She is a bright girl who you’ll love spending time with, and is good at swimming. I personally am friends with a Mikaela, and out of all the friends I have I hang out with her the most out of all, because I feel that she is someone who really gets me. She’s understanding and gives great advice, but never knows how to use her own. An amazing person, and will be a light in your light that is simply irreplaceable.
Person 1- *looks over shoulder at text* Who’s Mikaela?

Person 2- She’s ———‘s girlfriend. I love her so much, and I’m so jealous

Person 1- Oh I know her! I totally agree, she’s so beautiful and smart. She’s really understanding too, I go to her for all my problems. She’s the best!

Mikaella 

Mikaella is a fighter never starts it but never scared to finish it! She has trust issues cuz she's still broken inside but still has some hope in finding love. Doesn't care whether people like her or not. She's always a faithful friend/girlfriend. And she's the type of person that doesn't think and just does it,she's really goofy beautiful inside and out but she doesn't know that..tell her and she'll deny it I can really go on and on but you get the point. Also she’s the greatest, most amazing person ever. She's funny and so full of life. She is extremely special and will love you no matter what.
Person 1: Mikaella? Who’s that?

Person 2: You probably never heard ... She’s very nice and super chill!
Mikaella by YourQueenBiatchXo April 11, 2018

Mikaela Hyakuya 

The vampire of my dreams. His "best friend" is Yuichiro and he did more than just drink his blood that time. The definition of his name is "Gift from God" or "Feminine of Micheal".
The character of my dreams is Mikaela Hyakuya and he's a vampire.
Mikaela Hyakuya by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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