A very cool guy who makes everybody laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good looking. He has amazing taste in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend,mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment,mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl,mainly because however strange and weird he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
This person has sucked me off a few times and it felt amazing. Would honestly recommend that you all get this as a pure sex doll. The only flaw with this product is the poor social skills and the fact that he is a PURE SIMP. His simp levels are around 1000% and guess what, he tried to fuck my father and my step-father at the same time. This product is a pure imbred who loves sucking large and hairy cocks.
why would you fuck my dad, step-dad, brother and uncle ?? Your such a Mikayel
Elijah is a very attractive, positive, quirky and upbeat person. He always tries to see the good in people and tries to be a friend to everyone. He lives by a code of honour and morality. But isn't afraid to even murder for family. Something he values above all. Even through all the betrayal and backstabbing didn't break his promise of an always and forever.
-The noble Elijah Mikaelson sacrifices everything for family. AGAIN...
-Dude did you watch the originals Elijah is soo fittt.
Beautiful and smart girl that will steal your tacos. Very feisty but absolutely loyal no matter what. She's an all around amazing person with a vibrant and crazy personality. You are lucky to be friends with a Mikaelah and should be careful if you ever get on her bad side because she knows how to hide a body. You will only get her really upset if you hurt somebody she is close to. She will stand up for what's right and ignore the haters. She's got a great body with an amazing booty. Tends to fart at the gym.
"Damn, I wish I could date Mikaelah, she's so hot!"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*