A delightful concoction of
Milo and Coffee. Usually taken before a long, hard day in the office to help deal with:
(a) being at
work;
(b) the fat,
ugly hobbit that wears see through clothing with black underwear;
(c) herpes
"Ohhhh that bitch that looks like
Frodo is looking fine this
morning, I'm gonna make a miloffee with 4 sugars to celebrate!"
"What!! you gave me herpes! I need a Miloffee to
help gather my thoughts and rethink my life"