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A delightful concoction of Milo and Coffee. Usually taken before a long, hard day in the office to help deal with:
(a) being at work;
(b) the fat, ugly hobbit that wears see through clothing with black underwear;
(c) herpes
"Ohhhh that bitch that looks like Frodo is looking fine this morning, I'm gonna make a miloffee with 4 sugars to celebrate!"

"What!! you gave me herpes! I need a Miloffee to help gather my thoughts and rethink my life"
by miloffee4lyf May 03, 2012
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