Miloffee

A delightful concoction of Milo and Coffee. Usually taken before a long, hard day in the office to help deal with:
(a) being at work;
(b) the fat, ugly hobbit that wears see through clothing with black underwear;
(c) herpes

"Ohhhh that bitch that looks like Frodo is looking fine this morning, I'm gonna make a miloffee with 4 sugars to celebrate!"

"What!! you gave me herpes! I need a Miloffee to help gather my thoughts and rethink my life"

Miloffee by miloffee4lyf October 11, 2012

miloffe 

The product of mixing coffee and milo together as a hot drink (including milk) to form the ultimate drink "miloffe".

"yo make me a miloffe"

person mixes hot water, milk, 2 teaspoons of milo, one teaspoon of coffee and viola "miloffe". Stir well to combine.

miloffe by halix October 4, 2009