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mistah J
a stalker and deadly individual that preys on your weaknesses and anonymously invites you to your doom.
Rumored to be an E boy or fuckboi
Rumored to be an E boy or fuckboi
Stay away from Mistah J, he’s irresistible but toxic and can seduce your girl
Mistah J is the reason that new app “spoon” has a block feature
Mistah J is synonymous with mysterious yet for all the wrong reasons
Mistah J is the reason that new app “spoon” has a block feature
Mistah J is synonymous with mysterious yet for all the wrong reasons
mistah J by Wtf even is a username??! December 27, 2021
Mistah J
Junior Grimes. what bitches call him, old J is a notorious playa whom all the ladies can’t get enough of....
Aside from being a criminal wannabe, mistah J is likely the real given his mental illness and connections as well as fearless approach to getting shit done. A deadly adversary to society in the making is another way to describe him if you want to get technical.
Mistah J is what they call J, his other names consist of numerous types that I can’t list off the top of my head, grimes is the filthiest kid ever known. Beware the hair!
Aside from being a criminal wannabe, mistah J is likely the real given his mental illness and connections as well as fearless approach to getting shit done. A deadly adversary to society in the making is another way to describe him if you want to get technical.
Mistah J is what they call J, his other names consist of numerous types that I can’t list off the top of my head, grimes is the filthiest kid ever known. Beware the hair!
Example:
Mistah J is a real life criminal kid whom enjoys spreading fear and breaking hearts. No one like grimes who’s the king of crime!
J grimes is another term for mistah J but who gives a shit really
Mistah J is a real life criminal kid whom enjoys spreading fear and breaking hearts. No one like grimes who’s the king of crime!
J grimes is another term for mistah J but who gives a shit really
Mistah J by Postage it November 3, 2021
mistah J
Mistah J being himself is the worst self help advice anyone can take
nobody likes mistah J and it makes sense
mistah J mistah J mistah J
one push a day keeps J away
nobody likes mistah J and it makes sense
mistah J mistah J mistah J
one push a day keeps J away
mistah J by FurrealMan?? February 27, 2022
Mistah J
Junior Grimes. what bitches call him, old J is a notorious playa whom all the ladies can’t get enough of....
Aside from being a criminal wannabe, mistah J is likely the real given his mental illness and connections as well as fearless approach to getting shit done. A deadly adversary to society in the making is another way to describe him if you want to get technical.
Mistah J is what they call J, his other names consist of numerous types that I can’t list off the top of my head, grimes is the filthiest kid ever known. Beware the hair!
Aside from being a criminal wannabe, mistah J is likely the real given his mental illness and connections as well as fearless approach to getting shit done. A deadly adversary to society in the making is another way to describe him if you want to get technical.
Mistah J is what they call J, his other names consist of numerous types that I can’t list off the top of my head, grimes is the filthiest kid ever known. Beware the hair!
Example:
Mistah J is a real life criminal kid whom enjoys spreading fear and breaking hearts. No one like grimes who’s the king of crime!
J grimes is another term for mistah J but who gives a shit really
Mistah J is a real life criminal kid whom enjoys spreading fear and breaking hearts. No one like grimes who’s the king of crime!
J grimes is another term for mistah J but who gives a shit really
Mistah J by Postage it October 27, 2021
miftar
A sexy motherfucker who is the goat at 2k and actual basketball. Everyone needs a miftar, a he got a 6.9 dick!
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