"Really? You don't want to bang Janice?"
"Not particularly, she's a total mifinbop. Janice isn't hideous but I'd rather try seeing if Molly will give me a shot, she's much cuter"
A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.
An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:
I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!
She is a funny, smart, kind, she is the nicest person that you will ever meet. EVER! She will always care for any one no matter what. She is kind and loves everyone. She is so giggly and amazing. SHE IS A GREAT FRIEND!! You will never meet anyone better than her.