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mistah J 

a stalker and deadly individual that preys on your weaknesses and anonymously invites you to your doom.

Rumored to be an E boy or fuckboi
Stay away from Mistah J, he’s irresistible but toxic and can seduce your girl

Mistah J is the reason that new app “spoon” has a block feature

Mistah J is synonymous with mysterious yet for all the wrong reasons
mistah J by Wtf even is a username??! December 27, 2021
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Mistah J 

Junior Grimes. what bitches call him, old J is a notorious playa whom all the ladies can’t get enough of....

Aside from being a criminal wannabe, mistah J is likely the real given his mental illness and connections as well as fearless approach to getting shit done. A deadly adversary to society in the making is another way to describe him if you want to get technical.

Mistah J is what they call J, his other names consist of numerous types that I can’t list off the top of my head, grimes is the filthiest kid ever known. Beware the hair!
Example:

Mistah J is a real life criminal kid whom enjoys spreading fear and breaking hearts. No one like grimes who’s the king of crime!

J grimes is another term for mistah J but who gives a shit really
Mistah J by Postage it November 3, 2021

mistah J 

Internet antagonist and anti Eboy, known for being pretty…..malevolent
Mistah J being himself is the worst self help advice anyone can take

nobody likes mistah J and it makes sense

mistah J mistah J mistah J

one push a day keeps J away
mistah J by FurrealMan?? February 27, 2022

guido mista

the one guy from vento aureo who is scared shitless by the number 4.
wendys : “444 Deal!”
guido mista : *confused screaming*
guido mista by Chipthechip January 28, 2019

Mistah J 

Junior Grimes. what bitches call him, old J is a notorious playa whom all the ladies can’t get enough of....

Aside from being a criminal wannabe, mistah J is likely the real given his mental illness and connections as well as fearless approach to getting shit done. A deadly adversary to society in the making is another way to describe him if you want to get technical.

Mistah J is what they call J, his other names consist of numerous types that I can’t list off the top of my head, grimes is the filthiest kid ever known. Beware the hair!
Example:

Mistah J is a real life criminal kid whom enjoys spreading fear and breaking hearts. No one like grimes who’s the king of crime!

J grimes is another term for mistah J but who gives a shit really
Mistah J by Postage it October 27, 2021

America's greatest mistake 

The 45th, in my humble opinion, will be America's greatest mistake.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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