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Microsexual

I was going to cook him a nice dinner but it turns out he is Microsexual
Microsexual by Groknik August 7, 2018

MicroSelling 

A modern, video-based sales methodology designed to optimize efficiency, extend reach, and more fully leverage multi-media assets
Account Executives who leverage the MicroSelling methodology are 10X as effective as those who do not.
MicroSelling by MicroStrategist October 21, 2020

microsexual

A person who is attracted solely to smaller people (small rather than thin).
Did you see all those Mini-Me posters in Big Bertha's bedroom, she's such a microsexual.
microsexual by Hobo Chang Ba! April 27, 2006

Microserf 

Microserf (noun) -
A Microserf is somebody who only uses Microsoft products and refuses to ackknowledge the existance of Linux. Typically, a Microserf evolves to MSCE, or suffers BSOD after BSOD
Bill Gates leads the Microserfs
Microserf by SouperIan November 16, 2004

Microsecond 

One microsecond equals one millionth of a second.
1 microsecond= Length of time of one commercial high-speed strobe light flash.

2.68 microseconds= the amount of time subtracted from the Earth Day as a result of the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake. It is reported that the earthquake slightly shifted the Earth around on its axis, shortening the day by 2.68 microseconds.
Microsecond by MaxxOverload July 21, 2009

Mudrosexual 

(noun)

a nation; a community; a body of persons held together by belief in common origin. Different back grounds, one passion, Mud.
Essentially normal males and females (mudrosexuals) who get a kick out of physical and mental thrills driving into big puddles, bogs, and extreme hill climbs.

Based on the four wheel drivers from New Zealand 4x4 Motorsport.
Mudrosexual by NZ4x4Action August 18, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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