Midgley

If you're a Midgley you're an absolute lad and have a enormous 8====================D

Oi, that Midgley guy is a lad
Yea man absolute LAD

by Tommybrah August 22, 2016

Midgley

A squeaker fart with odiferous staying power. Everyone denies doing it but since there's no dog to blame it on they all pretend it doesn't exist. After Thomas Midgley Jr., inventor of leaded gas and CFC's whose work left an environmental stink that was ignored for decades.

After our bean dinner the room was pervaded by a world-class Midgley which we all ignored.

by GypsyJudy April 21, 2007

Midgley Mess

When you melt a dark chocolate orange and dip your scrotum in it before receiving oral sex.

John felt adventurous so asked his wife to give him a Midgley mess.

by SillySausage12345 February 6, 2026

Midgey

A gnat or a small mosquito-like flying insect (but not an actual mosquito, just looks like one)

Close the window or you'll let the midgeys in!

by belleairandriu July 5, 2015

Middley

1. Between middle and early
2. The absence of middle and early
3. When you don't feel good, but you don't feel bad

Today I am feeling Middley.

May is a middley month.

by Jared and Isaac December 16, 2018

the middleyou

this is a farmer term used to describe the middle of smoething. (The middleyou... - The middle of...)

i was abroad in the middleyou the field cutting the grass

by johnny swift May 26, 2010

Midgey Mullet

Term which refers to any mullet worn by a midget and/or dwarf.

Jimmy Kimmel had his ass kicked by a group of little people sporting midgey mullets.

by Rob L. July 25, 2004