Midgley

If you're a Midgley you're an absolute lad and have a enormous 8====================D

Oi, that Midgley guy is a lad
Yea man absolute LAD

by Tommybrah August 22, 2016

Midgley

A squeaker fart with odiferous staying power. Everyone denies doing it but since there's no dog to blame it on they all pretend it doesn't exist. After Thomas Midgley Jr., inventor of leaded gas and CFC's whose work left an environmental stink that was ignored for decades.

After our bean dinner the room was pervaded by a world-class Midgley which we all ignored.

by GypsyJudy April 21, 2007

Midgley Mess

When you melt a dark chocolate orange and dip your scrotum in it before receiving oral sex.

John felt adventurous so asked his wife to give him a Midgley mess.

by SillySausage12345 February 6, 2026