The Midget Army is a group of small people that form together to take on anything that intimidates them. They are cool people once you get to know them, but don't go too far with the small jokes.
that dang one armed midget was shot out of a cannon with a spear and killed half of my squad with one blow. (that's what she said...) they were all stuck on the metal pole. (that's what she said...) they all died an extremely painful and comical death. (that's what she said?) DODGEBALL!