Midgeon 

Midgeon describes the Midgeon Religion which includes TheMidgeon, SlipperyMidgeon, MadMidgeon, TheOtherMidgeon, KingMidgeon, SirMidgeon, GodMidgeon, ConfirmedMidgeon, SgtMidgeon, AnotherMidgeon, SnowyMidgeon and A_Midgeon.

I just joined the midgeon cult.

Shit, a midgeon just hit on my mom.

Midgeon by HomosexualMidgeon August 7, 2022

Midgeon 

A unit for measuring pixels on a computer screen; there are 7.3 midgeons in a centimeter.

NOOOOO, move you mouse to the left 19 midgeons to close that fucking window!

Midgeon by clavis jotey November 15, 2004

Midgemong

Combination of the words Midget and Mongoloid. Used to describe someone who is both short and animal-like in nature or appearance.

Often used to describe and angry short drunk.

"Get off my back you midgemong."
"What did you say about me?"
"You're literally on my back get off."

Midgemong by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021

Midgetness 

Derived from the word "Midget", which means a short person.
The qualities of being a midget is called "midgetness".

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the new kid? He's super short!
Guy 2: I know! He's full of midgetness

Midgetness by NinjaMunky August 25, 2011

Cunt-mudgeon

A cranky 'ol bitch. The female version of a curmudgeon. Typically fashion with a bulldog face, a fat ass, and a wig – like short hairdo.

No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't put a smile on that old cunt-mudgeon's face. 'Ol bitch.

Cunt-mudgeon by KVC-KillMePlease January 15, 2017

Midgenugget 

Is a very small person how is very cuddly and often make the lives of people better, And an individual who loves turtles, who makes the lives of people happier and more amazing than they already are.

Girl 1: OMG that midgenugget is soo maybe a bit too obsessed with turtles like she keeps singing midgenugget turtles in disguise.
Girl 2: yeah Ikr but she's such a cuddle individual

Midgenugget by Bæ is real December 4, 2014

Mudgeon

A young Curmudgeon.

One who is ill-tempered, miser-ish, grouchy and complains, but is too young to be a conventional "curmudgeon."

"He's such a curmudgeon"
"But he's only twenty..."
"I guess he's just a mudgeon then."

Mudgeon by Magillichetti January 2, 2012