Middletown High School North 

On of the two public high schools in Middletown, NJ. Some of the things that stand out about this school are the crazy teachers, stupid rules, unsuccessful sports teams. The cafeteria is over crowded, noisy and everyone cuts you on the line witch causes you to wait like an hour just to get a friggin chicken wrap for $2.10. The security guards lock you out of the school if you are one minute late causing you to walk all the way to the front of the school even in the freezing rain just to get into the building so you can sign in late and get a pink slip that causes you to just be even more late to class. If you get to class a few minutes late and the teachers sign you in (not late), they get a huge amount of trouble. They even went out of their way to install security cameras just to catch students who are late to class. Oh, and the security guards seem to be friends with all the trouble makers in the school. (they help them smoke, even though it is prohibited by law on school grounds)

The population mainly consists of wiggers, guidos, skater punks, stoners, and knuckle draggers. There is however, a small population of normal students. The hallways are flooded with kids, who push and shove, curse, yell, body slam their friends, etc. It takes like 5 minutes just to get down like one friggin hallway.

The cheerleaders are terrible, so is our football team. The only good team we have is the bowling team.

Gym class consists of almost a half hour to get changed, stand around, sit, wait, do nothing while we listen to instructions, stretch, walk around, and mabey 15 mins of actual physical activity.

There are many psycho teachers. My English teacher told me that if the he drove by in his car and saw the school on fire, he would empty his gas tank and throw it on the fire.(true story)

Well, i guess you get the idea. I don't quite know what it is that makes this school so bad. It has to be a combination of things.

Wigger1: "yo i heard you got arrested last night fa sellin weed"

Wigger2: "cha bra, the cops are so gay for doin their job"

Princial: "GIVE ME THAT WATER BOTTLE"

Wigger1: "WHY YO"

Principal: "YOUR SUSPENDED AND IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!!"

Student: (sighs)"Middletown High School North sucks."

Middletown High School North by just some kid that goes to North February 13, 2008

Middletown high school north 

Big joke, I'd rather have a ton of bricks fall on me then get up every morning and go to that dive. North blows. During class chaing you can go through the halls and talk to upwards of 1650 of the most idiotic individuals ever. In addition we have a ruler like hitler because our decrepit principal hurt herself during a fire drill, how I don't know, firedrills aren't serious anyway. The dude harasses all of the decent individuals rather then confronting real issues like crack heads that make our school a disgrace. Middletown North makes me want to puke, the stupid cameras only watch some hallways, so e slums of the 1300 hallway is completely unwatchable, except by some old security guard who is a huge joke to. He wears aviator sunglasses like he's in the FBI. The teachers are idiots too, sometimes they assign stupid projects and just grade you based on how much they like you! MHSN blows. Especially the gym classes where the teachers suck!

Administrative Nazi: You, don't do that! I'm the god of Middletown High School Northand you listen to me

Student: I'm just reading and walking...

Administrative Nazi: Referall for open defiance

Lowlife: yo! Who wants some dope?

Student: Aren't you gonna write him up?

Administrative Nazi: No, that's to much work! But you get another one because in Christ.

Middletown high school north by I<3 giants 1995 November 9, 2011

Middletown High School North 

A High School that basically consists of stupid rules, annoying teachers, and bomb threats. Our football team sucks and the cheerleaders could play better. Everyone underestamates each other, and we have fights everyday. Our water bottles get taken away and you get written up for everything. There's a mini "hood" in our school. Its right by the language section. Rumors fly, and supposedly we are in the guiness book of records for having the most bomb threats <3

holmdel student : where do you go to school?

Me : Middletown High School North

holmdel student : oh okay. you are in the guiness book of records right?!

Me : No.

Middletown High School North by Jenna Benna September 4, 2008

Middletown High School North 

The only thing in my life that is a bigger waste of time than sitting at home and staring blankly at the wall.

At least I can think when I sit at home and stair at the wall! At North, it is impossible to think.

To hell with the government, the school board, and the administration.

They take my parent's tax money and use it to waste my fucking time. No wonder people in general (probably just around where I live) are so goddamn stupid.

The only institution where I'll actually learn is in a university for 30,000 a year. The only place where I actually have been learning is at the library. But there are no teachers at the library? That fucking sucks.

Here's the math expression:

Middletown North Teacher < Nothing

Have I made it clear?

Maybe if my parents didn't have to pay for stupid teachers salaries, turf fields, and what ever else they throw away, then I could afford 30,000 a year without being in debut. The administrators treat us like shit and act like fucking nazi ss prison guards all while being paid by our tax money.

Administrator: "Not only will I take you parent's tax money, but I'll steal your property (cell phones, ipods, etc) because I fucking say so."

Student: "you scumbag"

Administrator: "Now I'll write you up because no one speaks to me like that. I am a fucking god. You can't win. I own your life for six hours everyday.

Student: "Middletown high school north is not a nice place, not at all."

Middletown High School North by a little rattle snake June 4, 2009

Middletown High School North 

The murderer of my sanity.

Most people would like their high school to be an enjoyable place.

Now, some people try, they really do try to make North a good place. Good for you people. You keep it on.

But it's a lost cause. Half the population is too high on weed and too drunk to act like rational, decent, human beings. Unfortunately, the rest of us are dragged down to the level of insanity, with only a long long vacation being effective as a treatment. And just when we thought there was hope, the teachers came with us. Yep, there is a nice little list of good teachers. Sure there is. But the rest have turned into alcoholics.

Four wasted years of my life.
Thousands of brain cells destroyed.

The same diploma that the valedictorian got, also the same diploma that the losers in visions got.

Things I will never get back.

Freshman 1: "Wow I can't wait, it's my first day at Middletown High School north."

Freshman 2: "Look at that sign."

Sign: "Danger: Prolonged exposure to this environment can cause mental disorder and loss of brain cells."

Freshman 1: "Is that...good?"

Junior: "MY GOD KID, SAVE YOURSELF!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! YOU DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE ME, DO YA?"

Senior at graduation: "The hell this fucking place."

Middletown High School North by I'm a lizzard May 8, 2009