Microsoftened
When a software package is bought out by a well known development company, and no longer works as well as it used to.
Microsoftened by VortyZA August 25, 2011
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Microsofted
Used when someone gets wrecked hard. First brought about at E3 2013 when Sony destroyed Microsoft at the expo. Typical usage includes: trash talking in online games, trash talking in real life, describing someone's final grades, etc
Microsofted by Dinged June 17, 2013
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Microsofted
When again and again you get screwed by Microsoft apps and repeatedly get into Catch XXII scenarios - for instance move a picture in a Word document and the whole thing shifts and disappears.
I can't run the 32bit install because I have some apps in 64bit and vice versa, I guess I got microsofted again.
Microsofted by L'Agneau October 18, 2018
Microsofted It
verb: when one enters a word on Microsoft and uses the synonym tool to use a more sophisticated sounding word.
noun: a paper fully un-understandable due to the lack of correctly Microsofting It.
noun: a paper fully un-understandable due to the lack of correctly Microsofting It.
Teacher 1 - Wow, this paper is so beautifully though out.
Teacher 2 - Lemme see that *reads paper*
Teacher 2 - this kid totally Microsofted It.
Teacher 2 - Lemme see that *reads paper*
Teacher 2 - this kid totally Microsofted It.
Microsofted It by CantCatchMe122 July 30, 2011
Microsofted
To get the COVID-19 vaccine, which obviously has a Microsoft chip in it to make you buy Microsoft products /s
Microsofted by HalideRadar July 9, 2021
Microsofted
"You Just Got Microsofted"
(verb)
When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.
(verb)
When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.
Examples:
“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”
→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”
“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”
→ “Classic Microsofting.”
“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”
→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”
“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”
→ “Classic Microsofting.”
Microsofted by Brokugeta May 28, 2025
Microsofted
"You Just Got Microsofted"
(verb)
When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.
(verb)
When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.
Examples:
“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”
→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”
“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”
→ “Classic Microsofting.”
“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”
→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”
“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”
→ “Classic Microsofting.”
Microsofted by Brokugeta May 28, 2025