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Microsoftian 

A 'Microsoftian' view is one that only supports what is already desired; disingenuous and pretentious at the same time.

Can be applied outside Microsoft discussions.

Slang, offensive.

See also 'formwhoring'.
"Please select which program you use for office documents:
A] Microsoft Office 2000
B] Microsoft Office 97
C] Microsoft Office Pro
D] Microsoft ...
E] Microsoft ...
F] Microsoft ...
G] Microsoft ..."

('Microsoftian' in that you can only choose 'Microsoft' from the list. This list does not allow users to select 'Star Office', 'Open Office', 'Applixware', etc., all of which are office software suites that are in current use but are also NOT Microsoft software.)

And

"He said he wanted Chinese take out, but his Microsoftian demeanor during discussions left us no choice but to get italian take-out."
Microsoftian by mmmna September 21, 2007
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Microsoftie 

I thought James was going to take the job with Sony, but he chose to be a Microsoftie instead.
Microsoftie by hadal September 12, 2004

Microsoftened 

When a software package is bought out by a well known development company, and no longer works as well as it used to.
Skype used to be awesome, but now it's been Microsoftened!
Microsoftened by VortyZA August 25, 2011

Microsoftie 

M$ Fan boy, always states that M$ are the best and cant be beaten
Guy1: PS2 and GC SUCK! XBOX ROOLS!
Guy2: YA MUM!
Microsoftie by Arkz September 12, 2004

microsofting 

Stealing something or someone to benefit your project or event and to cause distress to another team, person, or company.
Man 1: DT Studios stole Kyle from Phantom Studios because they didn't want him on their team.
Man 2: Really? DTS made the right call microsofting him! Kyle is a great worker.
microsofting by AerHx September 24, 2014

MicrosoftWindows 

a fucking cuntie retard that is a manager somehow on the hypixel knights. plus he edates and is bad at minecraft
that microsoftwindows is something else.
MicrosoftWindows by curv August 7, 2019

MicrosoftWindows 

Some random turk who likes kebobs and csgo
That microsoftwindows is annoying
MicrosoftWindows by Peculate August 7, 2019
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