Microsimping 

Looking up to, being extra nice to, or simping someone of power online, in hope that you don’t lose your internet privileges.

TTVJustLilJohn began microsimping Yed after he found out he had his IP address.

Microsimping by Yeddyboi December 9, 2019

Microcamping 

Similar to camping in most first-person shooters, but it involves moving to usually 3 or 4 hiding spots and waits for people to show up. A microcamper usually cycles through locations after 2-4 kills. Hiding spots are usually near battle fields where lots of action happens

Guy#1: "Dude, can you please stop camping, I think the other team's getting pissed at you.

Guy#2: "Chill man, I'm microcamping. You can ambush 'em when they try to sneak up on an old hiding spot

Microcamping by Ibanez887 April 19, 2010

Microscoping 

Calling attention to a small detail or attribute that bothers you about someone, or asking them to explain it to you on the spot. Usually something that most people would avoid out of respect, or overlook because of how unimportant it is, especially when done without any segue and derailing the conversation or ruining the vibe.

May be done intentionally to "knock someone down a peg", or unintentionally due to social retardation. The chosen detail may be an insecurity for the microscopee, or may become a new insecurity after the microscoping is complete. The chosen detail may cross a line, leading others to callout the microscoper, or it may be too subtle to warrant a callout.

Guy1: "Hey everyone, look at this amazing art that my step-daughter drew!"
Guy2: "Saying step-daughter is sad, why not just say daughter?"
Guy3: "What's really sad is you microscoping that."

Microscoping by Tekaiguy December 19, 2023

microstamping 

slang for an ATF agent engaging in sexual intercourse

Steven Dettelbach got permission from his wife's boyfriend to do some microstamping on their anniversary.

microstamping by dzzvf3hn1qd1 February 28, 2024

Microscoping 

it's when you minimize yourself, thinking you're not important, there's billions of people out there, and you're one out of thousands in your town, so you think "what difference do i make"

john: "hey man you should you go out with us and party"
Steven: "nah im good, i don't feel like going, no one is gonna talk to me"
john: "stop microscoping yourself, and get out there"

Microscoping by Yuravi July 10, 2025