3 definitions by TheNiggersWIllRiseAgain
When you slip your freezing cold hands between your ass cheeks and pants, creating a nice, warm feeling known as the 'Ass Microwave'.
Chester: Hey Mark, its 20 degrees right now, do you have some money so I can get some gloves?
Mark: Nah, man, sorry. Spent my last 20 dollars at the strip club, getting HIV from a hooker.
Chester: Ah well, I guess I'll just have to make an Ass Microwave to warm 'em up.
Mark: Nah, man, sorry. Spent my last 20 dollars at the strip club, getting HIV from a hooker.
Chester: Ah well, I guess I'll just have to make an Ass Microwave to warm 'em up.
by TheNiggersWIllRiseAgain April 10, 2015
To roll a joint with toilet paper.
The practice came around because people in Detroit were too poor to use actual, proper rolls.
The practice came around because people in Detroit were too poor to use actual, proper rolls.
by TheNiggersWIllRiseAgain April 14, 2015
by TheNiggersWIllRiseAgain April 11, 2015