Mickey Mouse Change

Small amount of money. Usually, used in gambling or investing.

Guy, pour some real dollars into this stock pick, not this mickey mouse change.

by gtmeredith February 20, 2011

The Mickey Mouse Oil Change

A sex act where one person dons mouse ears, suspenders, and large white gloves and uses a slinky to gape another's rectum open, spilling out the contents. When emptied, a funnel is inserted and filled with a mixture of vinegar and feces

"Phil's grandma is a freak in bed! Last night she gave me The Mickey Mouse Oil Change"

by PhatSphoincter September 26, 2025