micheal jordan

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when your girl is giving you head you shit in your hand and spread it all over her head and make it black and smooth

james was in the bath room at a car dealer getting a micheal jordan after he bought a car.....kind of like a thank u mj

micheal jordan by james gardiner January 29, 2008

Words you can keep

Micheal Jordan

FUCKING SUCKS

EX: "this girl was the Micheal Jordan of giving footjobs, too much toenail not enough lube"

Micheal Jordan by lebronjamesisthefuckinggoat January 12, 2025

micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

to get random blind grenade kill in a game of modern warefare 2 and kill one of more opponents.

zach and jimmy look micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

micheal jordan aint got shit on me! by nismogtr311 March 14, 2010

Micheal B Jordan Son

Davarreon Jenkins (aquaman_djay on ig) aka dj

You:Who is Micheal B Jordan son
Other person: dj

Micheal B Jordan Son by jessica olsen Step dad July 4, 2023

Michael Jordan

God in a pair of Nikes

Michael Jordan by Johnny Cockface September 29, 2003

im the Michael Jordan of

a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.

jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.

im the Michael Jordan of by Normal everyday guy January 26, 2011

Michael Jordan

the greatest basketball player ever.

Michael Jordan by wizzle August 24, 2003

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026