4 definitions by james gardiner
when your girl is giving you head you shit in your hand and spread it all over her head and make it black and smooth
james was in the bath room at a car dealer getting a micheal jordan after he bought a car.....kind of like a thank u mj
by james gardiner January 30, 2008
by james gardiner January 22, 2008
itchy raisin is when you take a dump, wipe your ass but didnt quite get all of it....an hour later your cornhole gets itchy as hell.
dave took a crap but hes complaning about an itchy raisin, so i told him to go finish wiping his ass
by james gardiner January 30, 2008
when a male cross dresses and looks like a female, he/she goes out to where ever looking for some cock.
huckabee picked up a chick from the local pub, brought her back to his pad, then he hit it from behind......he tried to reach around and stimulate her clit but found a dennis rodman
by james gardiner January 30, 2008