A small town full of hillbilly’s. Blink once and you’ll miss the shit town. Full of diesel trucks and tractors. Mostly farmers. Perfect environment for redneck truck drivers!

Yale Michigan makes me depressed.

Yale Michigan by Fuckyalemichigan June 15, 2019

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Michigan Choco Taco

After the woman takes a massive dump she wipes back to front leaving a little "extra something" on her vagina, then runs outside jumps in the snow and runs back inside so you can eat it while it's still cold. "Michigan Choco Taco"

I missed the ice cream truck yesterday so that hot girl Shawna gave me a "Michigan Choco Taco" to hold me over.

Michigan Choco Taco by LK411 February 27, 2021

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Michigan speed limit

The speed at which a cop won't pull you over in Michigan. Usually 5-10mph over the posted speed limit on main roads and 15-20mph over the posted speed limit on highways. If you don't maintain this speed you will have a line of cars behind you, each within three feet of the car in front of them. If you feel like driving under the posted speed limit and the weather conditions are anywhere near decent, then you better just pull over and let people pass you.

Mike: Hey dude, you're going way too fast, slow it down.
Nick: Naw it's alright, the Michigan speed limit on this road is 65.
Mike: Yeah I know, but you're doin' 90.
Nick: Oh. Yeah I should probably back off.

Michigan speed limit by WastingDaylight August 5, 2010

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Michigan

A magical place where one day it's 80℉ and sunny, and the next day is 30℉ and snowy. Also, the people wear short sleeves and shorts when it's 50℉.

Bob: Why is Jacob wearing shorts? It's fucking freezing out!
Sam: Dude, chill, he's from Michigan.

Michigan by SavagePancakesYeah May 30, 2017

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