1) An awesome person.
2) A sane person who doesn't go crazy when a single snowflake hits the ground.
3) Someone with enough common sense to use an umbrella when it's raining.
4) A person who pronounces things right and uses the right terminology.
2) A sane person who doesn't go crazy when a single snowflake hits the ground.
3) Someone with enough common sense to use an umbrella when it's raining.
4) A person who pronounces things right and uses the right terminology.
1) "Look, isn't she amazing? I wanna be just like her!"
"I know...She must be a Michigander! Damn, I wish I was a Michigander."
2) "Oh look, there's 5 inches of snow on the ground. I'll just drive to work at my normal pace of 60 mph."
3) "Damn, I'm getting all wet."
"You should use an umbrella like Michiganders do."
"That's a great idea!"
4) RIGHT = Oh-ree-gahn; WRONG = Or-ee-gun
RIGHT = pop; WRONG = soda, sodapop, or anything else
RIGHT = pronounceation; WRONG = pronunciation
RIGHT = nuke-yuller; WRONG = nuclear
etc, etc, etc
"I know...She must be a Michigander! Damn, I wish I was a Michigander."
2) "Oh look, there's 5 inches of snow on the ground. I'll just drive to work at my normal pace of 60 mph."
3) "Damn, I'm getting all wet."
"You should use an umbrella like Michiganders do."
"That's a great idea!"
4) RIGHT = Oh-ree-gahn; WRONG = Or-ee-gun
RIGHT = pop; WRONG = soda, sodapop, or anything else
RIGHT = pronounceation; WRONG = pronunciation
RIGHT = nuke-yuller; WRONG = nuclear
etc, etc, etc
by <3 You Know You Love Me <3 July 24, 2009
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Usually a complete badass who drives in 10ft of snow on March 21st, then walks to school on the 22nd in 90 degree heat. Can bench press 350, fucks a giraffe and gives birth to an elephant, can get an lady/man, is straight (or a lying POS), and does back flips in his WRX STI, in the snow, sun out, on top of black ice.... drinking Arizona Tea.
Literally anybody: “Daymn, check out that guy! he’s literally giving CPR to a whale.
Everybody else: “That’s no man... that’s a Michigander...”
Michigander: “Sup fuckers come jump on his chest while I give him his breaths!”
Everybody else: “That’s no man... that’s a Michigander...”
Michigander: “Sup fuckers come jump on his chest while I give him his breaths!”
by Zephyr737 August 04, 2019
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by Therickman November 11, 2004
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- Likes to eat Deer Sausage, Deer Burgers and Deer Chili.
- Needs to have a Michigan bar in every state since nobody likes them.
- Is bizarrley passionate about Coke VS Pepsi and Pop VS Soda.
- Love to ridicule the Upper Peninsula, even though to the rest of the USA the U.P. is know as a great place and the rest of Michigan sucks.
- So narrow minded that they think all of America watches hickass Big Ten Sports.
- Has an accent that sounds Ontario Canadian but likes to make fun of the Canadian Accent.
- Needs to have a Michigan bar in every state since nobody likes them.
- Is bizarrley passionate about Coke VS Pepsi and Pop VS Soda.
- Love to ridicule the Upper Peninsula, even though to the rest of the USA the U.P. is know as a great place and the rest of Michigan sucks.
- So narrow minded that they think all of America watches hickass Big Ten Sports.
- Has an accent that sounds Ontario Canadian but likes to make fun of the Canadian Accent.
by Dartmouth729 August 02, 2010
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