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michaganders 

That nigga from michigan
Those fucking michaganders and there faygo
michaganders by Ze office now May 13, 2018

Michigander 

1) An awesome person.

2) A sane person who doesn't go crazy when a single snowflake hits the ground.

3) Someone with enough common sense to use an umbrella when it's raining.

4) A person who pronounces things right and uses the right terminology.
1) "Look, isn't she amazing? I wanna be just like her!"
"I know...She must be a Michigander! Damn, I wish I was a Michigander."

2) "Oh look, there's 5 inches of snow on the ground. I'll just drive to work at my normal pace of 60 mph."

3) "Damn, I'm getting all wet."
"You should use an umbrella like Michiganders do."
"That's a great idea!"

4) RIGHT = Oh-ree-gahn; WRONG = Or-ee-gun
RIGHT = pop; WRONG = soda, sodapop, or anything else
RIGHT = pronounceation; WRONG = pronunciation
RIGHT = nuke-yuller; WRONG = nuclear
etc, etc, etc

Michigander 

Someone from the beautiful state of Michigan who hates everything Ohio related.

Don’t even get the started on Michigan vs Michigan State
david: “hey bro you see the michigan game? We wiped the floor with ‘em”
dale: “no one cares you damned michigander.
Michigander by 0hioStateSucks28 November 7, 2023

Michigander 

A driver, usually from the state of Michigan, who drives in the left lane, refusing to move over.
That damn Michigander should move over into the right lane!
Michigander by Therickman November 11, 2004

Michigander 

Usually a complete badass who drives in 10ft of snow on March 21st, then walks to school on the 22nd in 90 degree heat. Can bench press 350, fucks a giraffe and gives birth to an elephant, can get an lady/man, is straight (or a lying POS), and does back flips in his WRX STI, in the snow, sun out, on top of black ice.... drinking Arizona Tea.
Literally anybody: “Daymn, check out that guy! he’s literally giving CPR to a whale.

Everybody else: “That’s no man... that’s a Michigander...”

Michigander: “Sup fuckers come jump on his chest while I give him his breaths!”
Michigander by Zephyr737 August 4, 2019

Michigander 

- Likes to eat Deer Sausage, Deer Burgers and Deer Chili.
- Needs to have a Michigan bar in every state since nobody likes them.
- Is bizarrley passionate about Coke VS Pepsi and Pop VS Soda.
- Love to ridicule the Upper Peninsula, even though to the rest of the USA the U.P. is know as a great place and the rest of Michigan sucks.
- So narrow minded that they think all of America watches hickass Big Ten Sports.
- Has an accent that sounds Ontario Canadian but likes to make fun of the Canadian Accent.
Michigander :OOooo yooouu knoooowww, yoooouuu Canajuns says Aboot. What aboot that, Huuuuuhhhhhh
Michigander by Dartmouth729 August 2, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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