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Michael M.
Michael M is a very hot and social guy. He has many friends and people love to be around him. Michael M is one of the popular guys a jock but he isn’t full of himself like some of them are. He is usually on the football team and would date a cheerleader. All the girls love to be around him and even if they don’t show it every girl is secretly in love with him. Don’t miss your chance with him, he is a great guy all around and any person would be lucky to have him in their life.
Michael M. by GD.2.3.4.5.6 November 3, 2017
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I'm bad as Michael Jackson.
I'm bad as Michael Jackson. by IPrpl February 26, 2021
Michael Mell
Michael Mell is a pure gay boy from the Musical Be More Chill
We don't speak of the Michael Mell from the book
We don't speak of the Michael Mell from the book
Michael Mell by MilesWritesShit November 9, 2018
Michael Mell
Everything felt fine when he was half of a pear.
Now through no fault of his, there's no other half there.
Now he's just Michael in the bathroom: Michael in the bathroom at a party.
Now through no fault of his, there's no other half there.
Now he's just Michael in the bathroom: Michael in the bathroom at a party.
Michael Mell by SQUIPsicle May 22, 2019
michael mell
Michael Mell is a character in the sci fi novel Be More Chill by Ned Vizzini, and the subsequent musical that was based off the novel
michael mell by drowninginfandoms May 26, 2017
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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