A fat tub of lard who likes to eat everyone's Halloween candy and drinks a shit ton of bleach. Not only is he fat but he is also a ginger and he has no soul.
by LittleBoyGrinder69 November 15, 2017
I miss the old Mason. At this time I gotta say I wanna meet Mason.
Mason is a woman-man hybrid. With hair like an angel. He is semibisexual and a true beauty.
Mason is a woman-man hybrid. With hair like an angel. He is semibisexual and a true beauty.
Mason Michael Awn get out of the fucking freezer.
Mason Michael Awn please let me out I’ll be good I promise.
Mason Michael Awn please let me out I’ll be good I promise.
by shitter75 April 26, 2022
He who don’t miss when contested. He who can’t dribble. He who when cookin can’t miss. He who loves a mid-range fade. He is Michael Porter Mason
by Nascar Nate March 24, 2023
A convicted felon and sex offender, instrumental in the kidnapping of young girls for Jeffrey Epstein's private island. He is extremely sexist and is known to whip and nae-nae around his potential victims.
- "That bastard Mason Michael Awn stole my firstborn daughter just last week."
- "Classic Mason Michael Awn move."
- "Classic Mason Michael Awn move."
by EldenJohn April 28, 2022
The Blackcaps are taking Michael Mason home to New Zealand with them after winning the ICC WTC final.
by zkpilot June 25, 2021