Mia Kalifa
Friend: Wanna see Mia Khalifa?
Me: Sure...
Friend Searches up Mia Kalifa
Me: You fucking buffoon, you idiot
Me: Sure...
Friend Searches up Mia Kalifa
Me: You fucking buffoon, you idiot
Mia Kalifa by MousePadKing November 25, 2019
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Mia Kalifa
Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
you got a boyfriend I bet he doesn't kiss ya
(muah)
hes gonna skrrt and hit the dab like WIZ kalifaaaa
I guess they never miss, huh?
you got a boyfriend I bet he doesn't kiss ya
(muah)
hes gonna skrrt and hit the dab like WIZ kalifaaaa
Mia Kalifa by booobbbbbbbbbbb2777 January 17, 2019
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Mia Khalifa
A pornstar that had a diss track written about her based on a fake tweet. The diss track was by the band ilovefriday.
Know by the lyrics -
Whooo do you think you are?
You been sucking dick for a foreign car
gotta take that call
They want you at work, so, girl go do you job
(Sung by xeno Carr)
Or
Hit or miss
I guess they never miss huh
You gotta a boyfriend
I bet he doesn’t kiss yaaaa
He gon find another girl and he won’t miss yaaa
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it’s FIFA
You won every level, you’re the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you’re fired
You’re washed up, you’re retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
(Sung by smokehijab)
Mia Khalifa is just a pornstar
Whooo do you think you are?
You been sucking dick for a foreign car
gotta take that call
They want you at work, so, girl go do you job
(Sung by xeno Carr)
Or
Hit or miss
I guess they never miss huh
You gotta a boyfriend
I bet he doesn’t kiss yaaaa
He gon find another girl and he won’t miss yaaa
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it’s FIFA
You won every level, you’re the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you’re fired
You’re washed up, you’re retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
(Sung by smokehijab)
Mia Khalifa is just a pornstar
Mia Khalifa by *keyboard slam* November 28, 2018
the mia khalifa
The act of putting a raw egg between your lips, rapidly inhaling and thus propelling the egg into your esophagus. Great party trick. Named after the middle-eastern porn star.
the mia khalifa by Og_gangbanger April 24, 2017
Mia Khalifa
Pornstar - is middle eastern and becuase of her religion and culture gets negative comments. Regardless, she has amazing tits and a nice ass. Gives good head too and seems like shes going to have a successful porn career.
Mia Khalifa by Mike Hawk is small January 11, 2015
mia khalifa
mia khalifa by AC1122 February 28, 2019
Mia Khalifa
hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh, you got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn’t kiss yuh (mua) he gon’ find another girl and he won’t miss yuh, he gon’ skrrt then hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
YOU PLAY WITH THEM BALLS LIKE IT’S FIFA
You on every level, you’re the leader (ooh)
You used to work a What-a-burger, now you pop your p—— for the Warner Brothers (and that bangs, bro)
Shots fired , you’re fired
You’re washed up
YOU’RE RETIRED
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (ew)
I bet that your kitty real tired (Perfect!)
Mia Khalifa
YOU PLAY WITH THEM BALLS LIKE IT’S FIFA
You on every level, you’re the leader (ooh)
You used to work a What-a-burger, now you pop your p—— for the Warner Brothers (and that bangs, bro)
Shots fired , you’re fired
You’re washed up
YOU’RE RETIRED
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (ew)
I bet that your kitty real tired (Perfect!)
Mia Khalifa
Mia Khalifa by FortniteFan368 January 14, 2019
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