MousePadKing's definitions

1 man 1 hydraulic press

It's a video of... you know what, I think you know the point of what I'm trying to say
1. The man is drugged so he can't move

2. he got crushed

me: hey have u seen 1 man 1 hydraulic press?
someone: no, is it like 1 man 1 jar
me: look...
Someone: watches vid...
Someone: i'm never going to look at hydraulic presses the same way again.

by MousePadKing September 23, 2018

jodi.org

A mysterious site. It's not malware, but it's sure creepy.

Friend: What's a site that is mysterious?
Me: Jodi.org

by MousePadKing November 24, 2019

Peter Scully

A man from the country of Philippines who lured multiple children and tortured them on camera and sold them on the Dark Web. He has since been caught and is in jail. Over the course of many investigations, he has killed dozens of children and made 30k of the Dark Web.

Friend: Who's Peter Scully?
Me: A P\pedo

by MousePadKing November 25, 2019

Mia Kalifa

An Idiot who can't spell Mia Khalifa

Friend: Wanna see Mia Khalifa?
Me: Sure...
Friend Searches up Mia Kalifa
Me: You fucking buffoon, you idiot

by MousePadKing November 25, 2019

tf2 Beef

A word in TF2 for When you miss all your shots

Scout: *Misses 6 Scattergun Shots in a row
Team: "TF2 BEEF"

by MousePadKing October 24, 2020

i'm going deep

A thing said by TF2 players when they want to overextend, deep into enemy lines.

Medic: Has crits*
B4nny: I'M GOING DEEP

by MousePadKing October 31, 2020

Chungalo

A very chonky animal

James: Hey Julian, look at the fat squirrel!
Julian: Yup, he's a Chungalo

by MousePadKing October 31, 2020