z+2

The key combination to say "Thanks" in the game Team Fortress 2

Person 1: I gave you a cool hat for your birthday
Person 2: z+2

by MousePadKing April 25, 2021

Can I Come?

Be careful when you're talking about plans around the "Can I Come" kid. Even if you didn't invite him, he still won't read the room and say those dreaded words...

You'll be forced to make an excuse not to let him tag along, but it won't matter because he won't take no for an answer.

Person 1: Alright I gtg, I have a date soon.
Person 2: Cool, can I come?
Person 1: *Politely declines*
Person 2: WhYyYYyYYYYy?

by MousePadKing May 20, 2022

Mia Kalifa

An Idiot who can't spell Mia Khalifa

Friend: Wanna see Mia Khalifa?
Me: Sure...
Friend Searches up Mia Kalifa
Me: You fucking buffoon, you idiot

by MousePadKing November 25, 2019

Peter Scully

A man from the country of Philippines who lured multiple children and tortured them on camera and sold them on the Dark Web. He has since been caught and is in jail. Over the course of many investigations, he has killed dozens of children and made 30k of the Dark Web.

Friend: Who's Peter Scully?
Me: A P\pedo

by MousePadKing November 25, 2019

i'm going deep

A thing said by TF2 players when they want to overextend, deep into enemy lines.

Medic: Has crits*
B4nny: I'M GOING DEEP

by MousePadKing October 31, 2020

Caught In 4k

When you do something sus by accident. But you look so bad in the situation that there is no explanation or way to get out of the situation

Person: accidently stares at a girl tits
Girl: 0_0
Julian: I know you didnt mean it, but you got caught in 4k

by MousePadKing April 26, 2021

jodi.org

A mysterious site. It's not malware, but it's sure creepy.

Friend: What's a site that is mysterious?
Me: Jodi.org

by MousePadKing November 24, 2019