Meyse 

The sexiest girl ever, loves big dick and loves to laugh. She can squirt 5 miles away and will always be happy to take more

Bro#1: I fucked Meyse
Bro#2: wow I heard she squirts u miles away

Meyse by TheGreatSpellist July 7, 2019

Mystic Messenger 

A game where the characters tell you to go to sleep at 8 o'clock, but then make a new chatroom at 3 in the morning and expect you to wake up for it to get the good ending.

My parents say I shouldn't play Mystic Messenger at 3 in the morning, but will that really stop me?

Mystic Messenger by Deku for Days™ November 17, 2018

Mystic Messenger 

a game that makes you incredibly lovesick, you wanna get back to your phone as soon as possible just to talk to them again, which makes you stay up late and wake up early just so you can see their beautiful faces/words :))))

all of the boys from Mystic Messenger are my bbys now

Mystic Messenger by i crave death August 21, 2018

Mystic Messenger 

An app that reminds you to eat

Mystic Messenger Chat:
“Did you eat yet?”
~Three hours later-
“Did you eat yet?”

Mystic Messenger by ILiekCheese January 3, 2018

mystic messenger 

MYSTIC MESSENGER IS NOT A DATING SIM, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING ANIME SOAP OPERA THAT LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS! IT RIPS OUT YOUR HEART, STOMPS ON IT, AND PUTS IT IN A BLENDER BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS EACH DESERVE LOVE AND HAPPINESS BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO RESTART THE GAME AND BREAK EACK OF THEIR HEARTS, AND YOUR OWN, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT CRY FOREVER.

what is mystic messenger

mystic messenger by booyavivi November 28, 2016

Mystic Messenger 

A hellhole

"I stay up at night playing Mystic Messenger"
"Help them"

Mystic Messenger by ilovelancemcclain June 28, 2017

mr. meeseeks 

Mr. Meeseeks is a blue humanoid character from the show Rick & Morty that poofs into existence upon pressing the button on the Meeseeks Box. Meeseeks are not born fumbling for meaning. They are created to serve a singular purpose to which they will go to any lengths to fulfill. Existence is pain to a Meeseeks.

Mr. Meeseeks #1: I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks #2: Hi Mr. Meeseeks, I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks #1: Hi!

mr. meeseeks by King Mc G June 18, 2014