mexicution

The unparalleled pain and bloating that results after consuming an excess quantity of Mexican food. Commonly results in feelings of pregnancy, a desire for a siesta, and/or desire to never again eat Mexican food.

Kathy: Dude I am so down for some mexicution right now
Greg: ...it's 8 in the morning. It's too soon
Kathy: For lunch we're getting mexicuted, I need to get two tacos, a bucket of beans, and a cup of nacho sauce.

by caldebate September 25, 2009

mexicution

When a person is strung up by the feet and beaten to death by a mob, like a pinata.

We hung that douchebag by the legs and beat him with sticks til he stopped moving. It was a total mexicution.

by Jaxon Pollack December 16, 2011

mexicution

Exicution of mexicans.

-Kyle-
"Hey Brittny, what are we doing tonight?"

-Brittny-
"Same thing we do every night..."

-Both-
"MEXICUTIONS!!!"

by kyleh September 15, 2005

mexicution

The execution of a person of Mexican descent.

"Let's go on a mexicution spree!"

by Dan Saff April 09, 2007

mexicution

When a large group of mexicans show up to a baseball game during the 9th inning and ask you to move over because you are supposedly in their seats regardless of the fact that half of the stadium is empty (see Houston Astros).

Dan: Did those mexicans really ask me to move over even though every row around us is empty?

Margarita: Yes they did. I think we should carry out a mexicution and remove them from the face of this Earth.

by belchman October 06, 2011

Mexicution

The act of releasing a lethal fart in the car on the way home from a Mexican meal which results in the death of all passengers in the car.

Timmy's entire family succumbed to Mexicution as his family was driving home from dinner at the Mexican restaurant last night.

by Murphjam April 19, 2015

mexicuted

The result of overeating too much Mexican food.

Bro 1: C'mon, let's go to the taco truck!
Bro 2: Nay...last time I had their Super Asado burrito and got Mexicuted.

by FlatMatt May 23, 2009