Matzophobia

The large fear of Matzah. Being afraid of yeast-lacking-bread.

He had matzophobia, so he could not join his girlfriend's family for their Passover Seder.

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mastrophobia

Get away from me with your giant knockers woman, don't you know I suffer from mastrophobia!

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oh no! i have mayophobia

mayophobia by ahyes June 22, 2020

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The fear of breasts, nipples, and anything pertaining to the mammary glands/ pectorals.

Don't touch my pectorals! I thought you had mammophobia!

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The current sociocultural trend in which the good old macho stereotypes or patterns of behavior are now labeled as predatory or offensive.

Guy: Hey baby, looking hot!
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.

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A fear of Mantije. It's split into Mesomantiophobia and Siromantiophobia.

"Hey does Allen want mantije?"
"Nah he has Mantiophobia."

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The fear of mantije, usually Mesomantiophobia or Siromantiophobia. The fear of any kind of mantija is called Panmantiophobia.

"Hey Allen, you want some mantija?"
"Nah, I have Mantiophobia"

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