Metogut
Metogut by Serene bitchhhh April 30, 2021
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A nut you find outside your house that looks like walnut shells. It is originated from boy band star with long hair that is a college profosssor and has a mailman dad and a second grade art teacher mom. It has a very laggy elf friend named Anggie and has a little brother.
This is also used to say that you died of laughter.
This is also used to say that you died of laughter.
metonut by Mickeymetonutspookynerdwizard October 10, 2020
motoguts
cowardice
1. The discrepancy between publicly presented courage, rebelliousness, and uncompromisingness (often accompanied by automotive aesthetics) and the actual absence of courage, responsibility, and willingness to bear the consequences; the original bold statements are followed by excuses, obfuscation, and attempts to retroactively adjust the narrative
Trait is often found among politicians from small parties, who use it to win votes on the one hand, while at the same time preventing the loss of material benefits or avoiding criminal prosecution
- an excess of verbal courage followed by a complete lack of courage to do anything
2. The person in question presents themselves as a heroic breaker of traffic rules, but when confronted with criminal prosecution, they avoid responsibility and make excuses—only for it to turn out that no violation occurred at all.
3. old Drive a car, commit an offense, and avoid punishment by claiming that a close relative was driving the vehicle, against whom I will not testify
1. The discrepancy between publicly presented courage, rebelliousness, and uncompromisingness (often accompanied by automotive aesthetics) and the actual absence of courage, responsibility, and willingness to bear the consequences; the original bold statements are followed by excuses, obfuscation, and attempts to retroactively adjust the narrative
Trait is often found among politicians from small parties, who use it to win votes on the one hand, while at the same time preventing the loss of material benefits or avoiding criminal prosecution
- an excess of verbal courage followed by a complete lack of courage to do anything
2. The person in question presents themselves as a heroic breaker of traffic rules, but when confronted with criminal prosecution, they avoid responsibility and make excuses—only for it to turn out that no violation occurred at all.
3. old Drive a car, commit an offense, and avoid punishment by claiming that a close relative was driving the vehicle, against whom I will not testify
"He trolled me on Facebook, threatened to beat me up, but when he met me on the street, he had the motoguts."
"Will you place the shell casing on the roof of the presidential car, as you claimed on the X? I intended to, but now I have the motoguts."
"Will you place the shell casing on the roof of the presidential car, as you claimed on the X? I intended to, but now I have the motoguts."
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable