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by Durango January 29, 2007
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Get the Compensator mug.Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, while not inherently a bad game, is a pathetic disgrace compared to its PlayStation predecessor, Final Fantasy Tactics (FFT). FFT was a masterpiece, bringing in a brilliant political story of two princes at war for who shall rule the land of Ivalice, full of betrayal, death, and romance. The game's battle system was not similar to Final Fantasy, except for the classes. Everything else was different and more like a Strategy/RPG, where you move characters. You get Job Points from making an action, and that's what powers up your class. The game also had an epic soundtrack, easily one of the best on the PlayStation.
What Final Fantasy Tactics Advance did to the FFT name is disgraceful beyond words. Take four kids, let them play with snowballs in the town, then they get a magic book, and go into a fantasy world. While most of the kids enjoy their life in the land of Ivalice, one kid is upset that he is in a land he doesn't belong in. Thus, he goes on his one-dimensional quest to find his friends and bring them back to reality. 1 kid talks about going back home, the others don't want to. That's the level of character development. The game was made to appeal to kids, perhaps in order to attract more money from its buyers. The soundtrack was composed to be catchy, ruining FFT's grounds of an epic score of music. As for the battle system, make it 1.5x slower, take away special moves from each class (like Toad, Poison, Flare, and Death for Black Mage) and put in their place the most useless, unnecessary classes you'll ever find in a game like this. Some of these classes are broken, to the point that it makes the game lose the rest of what little challenge it had.
In light of this disgrace to the original FFT, it is appopriate that, whenever a discussion of FFTA ensues, anyone who realized this can say, "Lol FFTA", mocking the little effort that went into the game for its complete inability to live up to its prequel.
What Final Fantasy Tactics Advance did to the FFT name is disgraceful beyond words. Take four kids, let them play with snowballs in the town, then they get a magic book, and go into a fantasy world. While most of the kids enjoy their life in the land of Ivalice, one kid is upset that he is in a land he doesn't belong in. Thus, he goes on his one-dimensional quest to find his friends and bring them back to reality. 1 kid talks about going back home, the others don't want to. That's the level of character development. The game was made to appeal to kids, perhaps in order to attract more money from its buyers. The soundtrack was composed to be catchy, ruining FFT's grounds of an epic score of music. As for the battle system, make it 1.5x slower, take away special moves from each class (like Toad, Poison, Flare, and Death for Black Mage) and put in their place the most useless, unnecessary classes you'll ever find in a game like this. Some of these classes are broken, to the point that it makes the game lose the rest of what little challenge it had.
In light of this disgrace to the original FFT, it is appopriate that, whenever a discussion of FFTA ensues, anyone who realized this can say, "Lol FFTA", mocking the little effort that went into the game for its complete inability to live up to its prequel.
by Durango January 2, 2006
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That is how you do the fusion dance.
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That is how you do the fusion dance.
Goten and Trunks did a fusion to become Gotenks and kicked the crap out of Majin Buu.
Related, Goku and Vegeta did the Fusion dance to become Gogeta to defeat Janemba and battle Omega Shenron.
Related, Goku and Vegeta did the Fusion dance to become Gogeta to defeat Janemba and battle Omega Shenron.
by Durango June 26, 2006
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The professional player could not headshot the newcomer very well because the newcomer was lagging.
The n00b blamed the other player for lagging when he was getting slaughtered.
The n00b blamed the other player for lagging when he was getting slaughtered.
by Durango September 3, 2006
Get the Lag mug.Those little walking Pirhana-Plant-like things in the Mario series. Although the term "Chompweed" was first coined in Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, it is save to assume that they are the same creatures that appeared in Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World, where instead of being white, they were black and they sat in one place. You needed either Kuribo's Shoe or Yoshi to cross them.
Chompweeds can harm you in the Mario games. In Super Mario RPG, however, they steal your coins. Little bastards.
by Durango July 29, 2008
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