noun.
1. slur for a blonde white trash skank with obvious physical signs of methamphetamine use, play on the name Matilda
1. slur for a blonde white trash skank with obvious physical signs of methamphetamine use, play on the name Matilda
Guy 1: Damn! Do you see that Methilda over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, do you think $20 is enough for a blowjob from her?
Guy 2: Yeah, do you think $20 is enough for a blowjob from her?
by machineforthepigs April 21, 2025
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She is absolutely stunning, every guy wants her. She has a perfect body, and is very clever even though she doesn't believe it. She is a goddess in bed, and knows exactly how to please a guy.
She is so easy to fall in love with, some have even waited months to be with her!
She is absolutely stunning, every guy wants her. She has a perfect body, and is very clever even though she doesn't believe it. She is a goddess in bed, and knows exactly how to please a guy.
She is so easy to fall in love with, some have even waited months to be with her!
by Phillije January 6, 2015
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Someone who's great with weapons, killing any one getting out of her way. Most likely to get killed by Mathilda is children under the age of 7 years old.
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A Mathilda can always make you laugh, even if you don't feel like laughing
A Mathilda can always make you laugh, even if you don't feel like laughing
by Carla smithhhhh November 23, 2021
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by False women October 17, 2021
Get the Mathilda mug.A state of being exclusively exhibited by beautiful ladies named Mathilda. Ladies of Mathildahood exude beauty, charm and are extremely quit-witted, with a good measure of eccentricity being a key component. Their hood is the rank of the highest order.
Wow, she's amazing, what's her secret? Mathildahood.
Mathildahood is the best time of your life!
What are you celebrating? Mathildahood.
Mathildahood is the best time of your life!
What are you celebrating? Mathildahood.
by chatnoir87 November 10, 2012
Get the Mathildahood mug.Silly, likes running at night alone, in a canyon. She has one chicken and one lizard. She is kind and generous. She has oracle cards and is very good at them. HATES COLLEGE APPS. IS CRAZZY!!
Guy: How is that person over there having a staring contest with a toddler.
Guy: Oh that’s just Mathilda!
Guy: Oh that’s just Mathilda!
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