Methilda 

noun.

1. slur for a blonde white trash skank with obvious physical signs of methamphetamine use, play on the name Matilda

Guy 1: Damn! Do you see that Methilda over there?

Guy 2: Yeah, do you think $20 is enough for a blowjob from her?

Methilda by machineforthepigs April 21, 2025

Mathilda

The orginal non-shortened form of the name Tilly.

She is absolutely stunning, every guy wants her. She has a perfect body, and is very clever even though she doesn't believe it. She is a goddess in bed, and knows exactly how to please a guy.

She is so easy to fall in love with, some have even waited months to be with her!

"You're seeing Mathilda aren't you?"
"Yeah she's perfection"

Mathilda by Phillije January 6, 2015

Mathilda

Someone who's great with weapons, killing any one getting out of her way. Most likely to get killed by Mathilda is children under the age of 7 years old.

Hey dude did you see Mathilda?
No if I did I would be dead by now.

Mathilda by xXMurrenaFlingorXx January 24, 2017

Mathilda

Mathilda's are amazing people. They are kind and helpful but also let you make your own decisions. They have a fantastic sense of fashion, always knowing which jacket to match with which jeans. They are incredibly positive and never give up when they want something. That's why Mathilda's can be a bit stubborn sometimes. They could have endless discussions about a certain topic if they are very passionate about it.
A Mathilda can always make you laugh, even if you don't feel like laughing

O my god look a wild mathilda
Wow wat a Queen! look at her clothes! look at her smile!

Mathilda by Carla smithhhhh November 23, 2021

Mathilda

Someone who isn’t doing their homework

Mathilda is not doing their homework

Mathilda by False women October 17, 2021

Mathildahood 

A state of being exclusively exhibited by beautiful ladies named Mathilda. Ladies of Mathildahood exude beauty, charm and are extremely quit-witted, with a good measure of eccentricity being a key component. Their hood is the rank of the highest order.

Wow, she's amazing, what's her secret? Mathildahood.

Mathildahood is the best time of your life!

What are you celebrating? Mathildahood.

Mathildahood by chatnoir87 November 10, 2012

Mathilda

Silly, likes running at night alone, in a canyon. She has one chicken and one lizard. She is kind and generous. She has oracle cards and is very good at them. HATES COLLEGE APPS. IS CRAZZY!!

Guy: How is that person over there having a staring contest with a toddler.
Guy: Oh that’s just Mathilda!

Mathilda by Sillyllgoose November 23, 2021