Methentia 

Mething around and finding out & Forgetting what day it is.

" what day is it today" hmmm I wonder

"What happened to last night" hmm I don't know it's my methentia taking over

Methentia by anonymous September 30, 2025

METHETIQUETTE 

To properly use in the art of smoking and keeping your tool clean and new looking.In all social settings.

Crumb amazed everyone at his display of proper METHETIQUETTE, and his ability to socialize in and out of every and any groups of smokers.

METHETIQUETTE by Cadillac Crumb January 13, 2021

Methetiquette 

meth-et-i-quette
meth-et-i-kit, -ket
noun
1. conventional requirements as to social behavior while consuming methamphetamine in the company of fellow tweakers - especially in situations where only one smoking implement is shared amongst a group (usually a glass pipe or tin foil); proprieties of conduct as established in any class or community or for any occasion where the consumption of methamphetamine is the primary objective.
2. a prescribed or accepted code of usage in matters concerning the inhalation of methamphetamine vapors while in the company of those also wishing to partake in said activity. This clandestine brand of etiquette for the recreational use of methamphetamine has evolved in order to create a harmonious environment where a relaxed mindset for each and every tweaker, as well as the fair and equal meth consumption, is of paramount importance at a tweakfest or other informal meth-oriented gatherings.
3. the code of ethical behavior or action that is to be expected of someone accustomed to the practice of administering methamphetamine and in their dealings with fellow tweakers during group sessions.

i. passing the pipe around the group in a clockwise or anti-clockwise direction (whoever lights the first bowl of the session is usually the one who decides this fairly benign example of methetiquette);
ii. hitting the pipe and exhaling only ONCE before passing the pipe to the next eager tweaker. Inhaling and exhaling multiple times before passing the pipe is considered to be incredibly disrespectful, greedy and downright selfish. Usually, the tweaker who is next in line to hit the pipe will voice their shock and/or frustration to the group, so the greedy bastard who thinks that meth just grows from trees will think twice before committing such a reprehensible and heinous corruption of methetiquette.
iii. wiping away any excessive saliva from the mouthpiece of the pipe before passing it along to the next person. This particular example of polite and considerate methetiquette is rarely seen, but is always appreciated by the next in line. If the rest of the group is paying attention, small gestures like these will improve group hygiene and cleanliness, as well as assist in the perpetual refinement of universal group methetiquette.

Methetiquette by wiggers September 5, 2013

Methnesia 

loss of a large block of interrelated memories; complete or partial loss of memory caused by meth usage.

I'm Unable To Recall Where I Placed my car keys after we got home and I got totally spun out, but I I must have a bad case of METHNESIA.

Methnesia by Naughtyamazing22 December 29, 2017

Methetical

Ussually used when some one is stupid, and or clueless; Also used as an adjective to a person who follows you because your better than them.

Dude, Abby is so methetical. That coach has no idea what hes doing, hes so methetical

Methetical by NUMBERHUAN March 8, 2009

Motential 

Potential ability to grow a moustache.

Commonly used during the month of Movember.

Example:
- Bro you've gotta grow your moustache for Movember. Look at those sideburns, you are full of motential!
- Hopefully I reach my full motential by November 30th.

Motential by alfskip November 5, 2009

Methanoia 

Paranoia induced by meth use. Often seen in its most colorful form by nurses in the ER

Whoa that patient in room number 3 has a serious case of methanoia because she just yelled out that we gave her three new diseases when I drew her blood .

Methanoia by saintrafael January 18, 2018