Methanoia
Whoa that patient in room number 3 has a serious case of methanoia because she just yelled out that we gave her three new diseases when I drew her blood .
Methanoia by saintrafael January 18, 2018
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METANOIA
-Is when you lose someone from your family members or a special person in your life.
-when you are forced to leave your country or your loved ones.
My life experience here in Spain is metanoia
-when you are forced to leave your country or your loved ones.
My life experience here in Spain is metanoia
METANOIA by M E T A N O I A April 17, 2019
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Methanoia • metanoia • metanoialoki • Methadonia • methanite • Methanol • Methanie • mechaniacal • mechanoid • MeShannia
methanical pancake swiveller
A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.
methanical pancake swiveller by Clagbo July 19, 2006
Methanol
Methanol(wood alcohol) is an alcohol found in windshield wiper fluid. It's a colorless transparent liquid. They add food coloring to the windshield wiper fluid so that you won't drink it.
The density is 0.792 g/cm3.
The melting point is −97.6 °C (−143.7 °F; 175.6 K).
The boiling point of methanol is
64.7 °C (148.5 °F; 337.8 K).
Methanol is toxic!
Ingesting as little as 10 mL (0.34 US fl oz) of pure methanol can cause permanent blindness by destruction of the optic nerve. 30 mL (1.0 US fl oz) is potentially fatal. The median lethal dose is 100 mL (3.4 US fl oz), i.e., 1–2 mL/kg body weight of pure methanol.
Alcohols that you can drink that are safe are ethanol, propylene glycol and 2-methyl-2-butanol. Alcohols you can't drink that are toxic are methanol and ethylene glycol.
The density is 0.792 g/cm3.
The melting point is −97.6 °C (−143.7 °F; 175.6 K).
The boiling point of methanol is
64.7 °C (148.5 °F; 337.8 K).
Methanol is toxic!
Ingesting as little as 10 mL (0.34 US fl oz) of pure methanol can cause permanent blindness by destruction of the optic nerve. 30 mL (1.0 US fl oz) is potentially fatal. The median lethal dose is 100 mL (3.4 US fl oz), i.e., 1–2 mL/kg body weight of pure methanol.
Alcohols that you can drink that are safe are ethanol, propylene glycol and 2-methyl-2-butanol. Alcohols you can't drink that are toxic are methanol and ethylene glycol.
Perry drank methanol windshield wiper fluid. He died. He should have drank 2-methyl-2-butanol and ethanol. Methanol is for you windshield, not for drinking!
Methanol by HawaiianPunch1 July 21, 2021
Metanoia
A fucking amazing song by the greatest band ever, MGMT. The song will most likely make your ears have the greatest orgasm you'll ever experience in your pathetic life.
Joe: FUCK MAN HAVE YOU HEARD METANOIA BY MGMT?
Polly: No
Joe: -Puts on Metanoia-
Polly: gfgggrggrggrhghghhhhhhhhbzzzz
Polly: No
Joe: -Puts on Metanoia-
Polly: gfgggrggrggrhghghhhhhhhhbzzzz
Metanoia by hevisaurus July 1, 2010
Methanie
Usually a female of whatever nationality, whose name is unknown and looking like she’s been on meth her entire life.
A convenient combination between “Methamphetamine” and “Melanie”.
They are often seen on mugshots or roaming in ghettos.
A convenient combination between “Methamphetamine” and “Melanie”.
They are often seen on mugshots or roaming in ghettos.
Methanie by TwitchyPuppy April 27, 2019
Methadonia
The state of mind the drug Methadone puts you in. Methadonia is a replacement to the high that heroin or a fist full of pain killers will give you. The methadonia "high" is goverment controlled and each user documented and monitored. Methadone can be a cure or it can be a crutch depending on how the user wants to take advantage of it. Their are big differences in each patient of these programs. (The writer of this is a user or "patient" whatever you want to call me)
Methadonia by Stephen Kantan February 6, 2006
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