Methany

Usually called Bethany, but she has been up for a couple days and has chosen this time to pick a few scabs into her face, organize her collection of power cords she has accumulated and put them back in the plastic grocery bag and then putting that bag in a drawer. She is currently in the back of the closet along with markers and a vision board that looks like someone who has always lost at pictionary yet she can't help but redraw the same picture and then circle it 20 more times.

Hey was that Methany again? Wait a min.... Where the fuck are all the flashlights? And who drew on the refrigerator?! How many times do gotta tell ya, If you see Methany coming hide the electronics and lock the junk drawer.

by #FlexLuthor December 17, 2022

Methany

a beautiful girl who could break any guy's heart

Boy: Methany, will you go out with me?

Methany: Not in this lifetime!

by mimi12195 January 3, 2010

Methany Tinderella

A thic white bitch tweeked out on meth, who fucked over 60 tinder matches in the summer of 2019. She is also wanted by several law enforcement agencies at any given time and will suck your dick like her freedom depended on it.

Did you know that Methany Tinderella is also know as the Tricounty Fuck Slut?

by TinderellaONice November 16, 2019

Crystal Methany

A hot mama, child of 6. Hooters by night, Alley behind Wackos by night. From a harsh childhood of being bullied for being prego at age 6 with sextuplets. She became a word renowned buissniuss woman, doing classified work 😏

"I bring my little league homies to Hooters to eat, little do they know, I go out back and eat somethin else" -Crystal Methany 'sDaddy #69

by Crystalmethany February 9, 2017

Krystal Methany

The Bitch you do not like. She a thot. A pissy pussy thot to be exact. She's faker than the plant in your mom's living room. She wants everything but she gets nothing. She's a basic ass bitch.

"You call her Stephanie?"
"Well Bitch I call her Krystal Methany"

by Whysipwhenyoucansuck May 5, 2017

Crystal Methany

A girl named Bethany. Wo likes Crystal Meth.

Frat Boy #1 - Dude! Did you see Crystal Methany last night?

Frat Boy #2 - Yeah! She smoked like a fistfull of dat shit!

by lulz.lulz. September 25, 2009

Whoren Methany

A slam pig, not a girl’s girl, who rubs her nose on dumpster dicks, refers to this as a key bump, and waxes her karma -busted punkin to slob knobs of her loyal friend’s last mistakes.

Have at it, Whoren Methany, you’ll have no teeth left at the rate you’re going

by 92648593528joke August 8, 2025