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lame ranger

When yer ex buddy been on one for the past 2 years and comes back to town and he is sleeping on the floor in some shit shack with his fat fuck bacon grease eating night fisherman friend. And he goes around telling people that he was in the army and did like 4 tours and shot and killed 13 people and I found out what he was doing and busted his ass out. What really happened was he made it thru basic and cried and whined to his girlfriend to come get him cause he was scary little bish. So he took off and got a bus ticket, and a dishonorable discharge, Thus earning him the name ‘The Lame Ranger.’ He is currently sittin in jail, on a 1st degree burglary and also a whole lotta Weiner touching.

Who got some go go? Nobody, shits dry AF. Cept that schwaz the lame Ranger be sellin.

by #FlexLuthor November 18, 2021

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kwalk this way

So it’s yer buddy’s ex chick who I thought was really cool and shit, and her first name starts with a K and her last name starts with a Walker, Lol, anyway she pretty much rips me off for 3-4 hundo on some bullshit.

Don’t buy any of that shit Ol Kwalk this way, talk this way has. All filler no killer. She just out for herself.

by #FlexLuthor November 18, 2021

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Methany

Usually called Bethany, but she has been up for a couple days and has chosen this time to pick a few scabs into her face, organize her collection of power cords she has accumulated and put them back in the plastic grocery bag and then putting that bag in a drawer. She is currently in the back of the closet along with markers and a vision board that looks like someone who has always lost at pictionary yet she can't help but redraw the same picture and then circle it 20 more times.

Hey was that Methany again? Wait a min.... Where the fuck are all the flashlights? And who drew on the refrigerator?! How many times do gotta tell ya, If you see Methany coming hide the electronics and lock the junk drawer.

by #FlexLuthor December 17, 2022

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balljugglied

Pronounced like:: (baw-jug-lead) It’s When your sister-in-law’s new/old boy fran keeps hittin you up for drugs and weed but just tellin her it’s only weed and then actin a fool and gettin me snapped up in that shit and then her sister/ my wife be talking and eyebrows raised and such and fuck man, like moderation most of the time and then throttle down when you have the chance but don’t floor it from jump homie. Blend in Maf, Toyota Corolla if ya gotta, just until it’s time. I mean Fack. Don’t you fuckin fuck….I just….you motha fuckin…..
I swear to fuckin chri….No talking. Next one who talks gets stuck. Something small. Thin. Kinda like your fuckin dick. Just long enough to wonder what happened and then yer bleeding and feeling faint. Wait..? WTF??! Kinda fell out right there…..Zzzzzzzz

Throttle down You dumb som bitch. If you fucked around and got me BallJugglied over some Busch-League, fuckin HeD-Shit….Breh….Trunk Party…..
But no for real ,Pry Jussa strongly werded E-Mail to the powers that be over there, and let ‘em know That I’m downright purturbed. Golly gee I truly felt like stickin a knife thru ya windpipe slooowww….

by #FlexLuthor November 14, 2021

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