lame ranger

When yer ex buddy been on one for the past 2 years and comes back to town and he is sleeping on the floor in some shit shack with his fat fuck bacon grease eating night fisherman friend. And he goes around telling people that he was in the army and did like 4 tours and shot and killed 13 people and I found out what he was doing and busted his ass out. What really happened was he made it thru basic and cried and whined to his girlfriend to come get him cause he was scary little bish. So he took off and got a bus ticket, and a dishonorable discharge, Thus earning him the name ‘The Lame Ranger.’ He is currently sittin in jail, on a 1st degree burglary and also a whole lotta Weiner touching.

Who got some go go? Nobody, shits dry AF. Cept that schwaz the lame Ranger be sellin.

by #FlexLuthor November 18, 2021

bishnig

When a fool acting like a little bitch. Butt hurt. Sore vagina. Sand in your labia.

Why Marcus be actin all Bishnig about this shit. He knows I ain’t do him like that.

by #FlexLuthor November 13, 2021

balljugglies

When someone all up in yo shit. It means they up in ya Bizness. Too close. Take a step back mane, you standing on my Dick!

You see dudes ol lady come over here the other day talking some shit all up in dem Balljugglies.

by #FlexLuthor November 13, 2021

mafackinshitassbitch

No one worth a shit. Walk into a casino and there ya go.

Who all down there? Should I swing thru? Nah jus some Mafackinshitassbitches down here.

by #FlexLuthor November 18, 2021

kwalk this way

So it’s yer buddy’s ex chick who I thought was really cool and shit, and her first name starts with a K and her last name starts with a Walker, Lol, anyway she pretty much rips me off for 3-4 hundo on some bullshit.

Don’t buy any of that shit Ol Kwalk this way, talk this way has. All filler no killer. She just out for herself.

by #FlexLuthor November 18, 2021

kwalked off the job

Sellin bunk dope. Even to Fran’s. Bottom dweller.

Dude this is all cut, mussa kwalked off the job again.

by #FlexLuthor November 18, 2021

Methany

Usually called Bethany, but she has been up for a couple days and has chosen this time to pick a few scabs into her face, organize her collection of power cords she has accumulated and put them back in the plastic grocery bag and then putting that bag in a drawer. She is currently in the back of the closet along with markers and a vision board that looks like someone who has always lost at pictionary yet she can't help but redraw the same picture and then circle it 20 more times.

Hey was that Methany again? Wait a min.... Where the fuck are all the flashlights? And who drew on the refrigerator?! How many times do gotta tell ya, If you see Methany coming hide the electronics and lock the junk drawer.

by #FlexLuthor December 17, 2022