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When you're high on meth and you rip a big lengthy fart that has no smell
Don't worry you won't smell it it's methair
Methair by Bobby Light September 5, 2017
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methaine muff bubble

When a females under ware is positioned sending her fart forward and creating a bubble of gas between the vaginas lips.
While eating dinner chelsea had to squirm to rid her vagina from a methaine muff bubble.

Methargy 

1. Abnormal alterness, Crazy and different. 2. A state of consciousness resembling a deep lack of sleep.
She claims that methargy is an inherited condition for which she blames her bumptious behavior and lack of sleep. We think it's the crystal meth she snorts everyday...
Methargy by Olli Kopek September 26, 2010
Causing laughter and humour, but at the same time very scary and frightful.(Scary)

Very lovable and hot.(Sexy)

(Mostly the first definition)
You just methara'd the heck outta me
Methara by Mishmishh November 30, 2018

Metharow 

A word for "after tomorrow".
Person A: Well, see you on Monday.
Person B: 'Kay, see you metharow
Metharow by TheLetter27 March 2, 2023

metharetarded 

(n)

Pronunciation: metha-retarddded

Any person who has been up for more than 9 days, taking the rake out at 3am to make sure the roof is flooring properly.

Hereby also known as, an individual fighting with shadow people in the middle of a church parking lot on a Wednesday at 1:30 in the morning.

Once again a human being seen at Walmart in the early morning on the blood pressure monitor for about an hour.

These people should be observed carefully because they will break into your s*** fast. They're also known to leave very quickly so chasing them isn't an option unless you have a firearm.

These people will also be an excellent resource for scrap metal and stolen items, jewelry would be an excellent idea right now here in 2021.

(No offense meant to anyone with disabilities)
(Just observing the community around me)
Any person on that is raking the yard at 3:00 a.m. with a toothpick is clearly metharetarded.
metharetarded by Her Kitten December 8, 2021

Old Metairie

A sub-suburb of New Orleans, where rich snobby people live who think they are better than everyone else. They want to live in New Orleans but live in Metairie becuase of better roads and polic force. Come from money and think it just grows on trees as they all drive around in their Escalades to their lunch dates.
That woman in her mercedes driving to the country club is an Old Metairie mom.
Old Metairie by lovenola September 15, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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