Metalbird

Metalbird is a Jamaican world for an aeroplane

The inside of this metalbird is complete luxury

by Jossy911 July 23, 2009

metalbender

A metal bender is a repairman that neither has the skills to fix your household problem nor the selfawareness to admit he doesn't know.
He often lacks hygiene and basic sense of spatial awareness. Too many fart jokes and not knowing when to move out of your way are common problems when dealing with a metal bender.

Tom: "The toilet is broke!"
Kristin: "Ok, I'll call the metalbender"
<later that day>
Tom: "The metalbender left. He didn't fix our toilet, but somehow managed to spray coffee on our walls. Also there's mud footprints all over the house.

by faevmija October 5, 2017

metaloid

A degrading term for someone who remains at least partially loyal to the ideals of heavy metal - drinking, smoking, recreational drug use, destruction of property (minimal and symbolic rather than premeditated and routine),and attraction to women. Some of these are optional but the last one is mandatory. Our forefathers of metal laid down these simple rules, because they knew what was best for the next generation.

-John, you act like a typical metaloid
-Oh yeah? And you go to med school because your mom and dad had the bucks! I thought we made a pact to stay anti-social for as along as we're buds.
-Yeah, but it doesn't mean that if you're into metal (which I totally support) you can't have a decent job, a mortgage, a family, etc.
-I know that! I have a decent job too. But guess what Barry? You don't deserve any of this shit! You're a slave to the matrix! And I'm not, so maybe I should be on the receiving end of all that crap. Okay? Now piss off, I'm late for my chiro.

by FrankZappa February 15, 2008

meatbird

(noun) A place, quite interesting in itself. Meatbird can only be found in Lively, Ontario, Canada. Things to do at meatbird:

a. drown
b. get covered in goose shit
c. get cancer
d. get high
e. get cold
f. smoke
g. get laid
h. swim

Jennifer and Jacob swam at Meatbird.

by Jake H. October 10, 2004

Metallirvana

Some cool kid from Aussie who likes good music.

Yo have you heard of metallirvana?

by anonymous September 18, 2021

Metalord

Not to be mistaken with a metagamer, a metalord is a whole other level of scummy. They take all the things a metagamer does and crank it up to 11, and where a metagamer may not always play like that, a metalord always does.

"This metalord just pulled another op card, this is so dumb"

"Yeah, this is the third metalord I've played in a row, so I concede"

by EndMyLife September 8, 2016

meatbird

A chick who has a wicked face but a slightly chubby body. This chick would be super hot if she had a tidy rig.

Dave: Gary you should have seen this chick I ruined last night.

Gary: Oh yeah mate, but na it was you that got ruined.

Dave: What are you on about?

Gary: Well she was massive, but na good work.

Dave: Fuck you mate, she had a wicked face.

Gary: Oath. But that's about all she had going for her.

Dave: Are you serious? I was macking her all over the shop and it was awesome.

Gary: Yeah mate did you try to put your hands around her?

Dave: I was slaughtered, how would I know?

Gary: Yeah I saw her and she had a fat arse, she was taller sitting down.

Dave: Holy shit I did a meatbird didn't I?

Gary: Yeah mate... again.

by ryan hallett September 20, 2010