Metalord 

Not to be mistaken with a metagamer, a metalord is a whole other level of scummy. They take all the things a metagamer does and crank it up to 11, and where a metagamer may not always play like that, a metalord always does.

"This metalord just pulled another op card, this is so dumb"

"Yeah, this is the third metalord I've played in a row, so I concede"

Metalord by EndMyLife September 8, 2016

metaloid 

A degrading term for someone who remains at least partially loyal to the ideals of heavy metal - drinking, smoking, recreational drug use, destruction of property (minimal and symbolic rather than premeditated and routine),and attraction to women. Some of these are optional but the last one is mandatory. Our forefathers of metal laid down these simple rules, because they knew what was best for the next generation.

-John, you act like a typical metaloid
-Oh yeah? And you go to med school because your mom and dad had the bucks! I thought we made a pact to stay anti-social for as along as we're buds.
-Yeah, but it doesn't mean that if you're into metal (which I totally support) you can't have a decent job, a mortgage, a family, etc.
-I know that! I have a decent job too. But guess what Barry? You don't deserve any of this shit! You're a slave to the matrix! And I'm not, so maybe I should be on the receiving end of all that crap. Okay? Now piss off, I'm late for my chiro.

metaloid by FrankZappa February 15, 2008

meatlord 

king of the penis people

"ZAK, you are the MEATLORD"

meatlord by chrisbob October 10, 2006

Metalorism 

The relative ability to consume alcohol and process it effectively. A high metalorism means one possesses the ability to consume large quantities of alcohol at a time and not suffer certain disabilities: e.g., drunkeness, hangovers.

"Red's metalorism is incredibly high-- he just did six shots and is still standing!"

Metalorism by Michael Kleiner October 15, 2006

meatlord 

a man who takes too many meatloads
someone who luuuurves the meat.

dude, that guy over there? total. fucking. meatlord.

meatlord by Jiggins May 24, 2005

MemaLord 

1. People who really have nothing substantial to say but need to be in the discussion so they just say random things in that are not pertinent to the subject.

2. People who argue against facts, because they have opinions.

3. People who tell someone they don't care but they have to say it anyway because the fact they don't care about offends them.

4. Pathological liars who can't answer a straight and simple question answerable by yes or no when cornered, and sometimes answers with a question.

Trevor FactualGuy: Is it wrong to be factually right?

Glenn MemaLord: Yes. Maybe. No. Well. I don't know. Can you repeat the question? Wait, my mommy's calling me, it's my bedtime.

MemaLord by TheLingeringSaint July 4, 2022

megalords 

a corporation whose business is renting apartments to the public on a grand scale. corporations that rent apartments to tenants on a massive scale. mega landlords.

people who rent from megalords pay 30% more in fees, often charging fees for services that have no cost to the corporate landlord .

megalords by jock London March 26, 2024