Zuck

Screwing over your friend in any situation, especially in amount exceeding one billion dollars.

Oh s#*t man, you got zucked"

by The Indian Nightmare October 14, 2010

Zuck

A male leader of the Lizards

Guy 1: That Zuck over there is a real cutie.
Guy 2: Ya pretty much, he owns Facebook and is the leader of the lizards.

by Gay Fanfic December 11, 2018

Zuck

(v) the act of building up something, which later becomes a massive letdown

Buying Facebook stock totally zucked!

Jim fixed me up with a hot chick, then did her the next morning, which is why Jim zucks!

John spent the day zucking everyone out of their life savings, with that ponzi scheme.

by SammyG63 May 31, 2012

Zuck

To do anal with one of the female gender.

We thought schnitzing was for babies so we took it up a notch and zucked.

by King Snitz August 28, 2018

Zuck

The action of a woman giving a man a nice, wet, sloppy blow job to the point were the man ejaculates so god damn hard that his semen squirts out the tip of his dick harder than water out of a firetruck hose, like seriously he has to cum that hard fellas, so because of that, the cum not only gets lodged into the woman's throat, but also gets all over the woman's face, especially around the lips. And after he is finished ejaculating; and the cum is all over the woman's face and all inside her mouth, she tries to say "Oh fuck that was good", but instead it sounds like "oh zuck that was good" hens the word Zuck.

*woman gives man a blow job, and the man just finished ejaculating like a firetruck hose*

woman: "Fuck your dick is so nice" (fuck sounded like she was saying zuck)
man: "now thats what I call a nice zuck ;)"

by HypeBe4st June 09, 2018

Zuck

(Verb) To Zuck something means to take a photo of someone and tag it on the social networking site known as Facebook.

Hey man, make sure you zuck that shit when you get home.

Please don't zuck that photo.

by James Stinkwell May 16, 2011

Zucked

To be banned from facebook for posting controversial or offensive things.

"Dude did you hear Justin got Zucked?"

:No shit, what for!:

"He said that being obese is a disease in a thread with feminists!"

:Ouch. Zucked for thirty days, I take it?:

by sushi65GINGER June 20, 2016