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Mesimeter

Teacher: This post it is a mesimeter long
by Precise human December 29, 2021
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one-milimeter peter

a dude with a very small pee-pee that tries to front that he has a BIG one...but doesn't (-__-)
Danny: Hi, wanna fawk?
Chick: No.
Danny: Wai =O
Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?
Danny: ...Yes =*(
Chick: You got a little one, darling.
Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*
Chick: Silly rabbit.
by Michellers February 23, 2009
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Memometer

Any tool that checks or tracks information related to internet memes.
Nice memometer, there. Maybe next time you can create something useful, though.
by Joel owns this word April 20, 2011
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mesimer

is a gay indian tribe, located in windy gap wilkes county NC
mesimer is a dumbass, cocky bitch, who knows everything, and thinks there the best drinker ever
by billywwhs December 8, 2010
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memetery

the placy memes go when they die
i cried for harambe in the memetery today
by 160048 December 4, 2017
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Milimetering

The act of being very slow at some kind of thing trying to achieve their objective
Noel: You can't beat my high score on that game! You're barely even milimetering up the leaderboard.
Dan: Soon enough i'll be number 1
by Omega Hood May 10, 2022
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milimeter peter

a man whos penis is 3 milimeters...FROM THE GROUND! YUH!
Dad: Hey, careful not to trip on that milimeter peter.
Son: You got it dad!
by YUH! June 26, 2004
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