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one-milimeter peter

a dude with a very small pee-pee that tries to front that he has a BIG one...but doesn't (-__-)
Danny: Hi, wanna fawk?
Chick: No.
Danny: Wai =O
Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?
Danny: ...Yes =*(
Chick: You got a little one, darling.
Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*
Chick: Silly rabbit.
one-milimeter peter by Michellers February 23, 2009

Memometer 

Any tool that checks or tracks information related to internet memes.
Nice memometer, there. Maybe next time you can create something useful, though.
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mesimer is a dumbass, cocky bitch, who knows everything, and thinks there the best drinker ever
mesimer by billywwhs December 8, 2010

memetery 

the placy memes go when they die
i cried for harambe in the memetery today
memetery by 160048 December 4, 2017

Milimetering

The act of being very slow at some kind of thing trying to achieve their objective
Noel: You can't beat my high score on that game! You're barely even milimetering up the leaderboard.
Dan: Soon enough i'll be number 1
Milimetering by Omega Hood May 10, 2022

milimeter peter 

a man whos penis is 3 milimeters...FROM THE GROUND! YUH!
Dad: Hey, careful not to trip on that milimeter peter.
Son: You got it dad!
milimeter peter by YUH! June 26, 2004