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Megameter 

There's no way you could run a megameter in under a month!
Megameter by Grogan June 21, 2004
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megaretardazoid

When nine or more retards combine to make an ultra retard who has the ability to do some basic math and crush small city blocks
Person one: whats makeing those crashing sounds?

Person two:hmm sounds like the megaretardazoid is comeing... better head for the hills.
megaretardazoid by Knee-Grow10 April 25, 2007

megametal 

a homosexual act usually involving 3 or more males whereby one male will receive ejaculation in his mouth from all the others, then spit it in a spoon for placement in his rectum
I cant believe that guy did the megametal with the whole rugby team, he must have used a ladle.
megametal by johnnyrampage August 17, 2010

Megaretard 

The ultimate retard that lacks any common sense whatsoever.
Holy shit he just ate out of the trash, he’s a fuckin Megaretard
Megaretard by JustAnotherEdgyRetard February 3, 2019

Memometer 

Any tool that checks or tracks information related to internet memes.
Nice memometer, there. Maybe next time you can create something useful, though.
Memometer by Joel owns this word April 20, 2011

megamaster345 

I always feel like megamaster's watching me!!!
megamaster345>hi
killassist902> I always feel like megamaster's watching me!!!
megamaster345 by killassist January 2, 2022
if meta is something about something (information about information), then megameta = something to the 3rd power (ish) something about the something that was about something.
you: did you see the neato periodic table of printmaking techniques? it was hella meta!

me: yea, but even nuttier, is the periodic table of periodic tables - that things is unreal, it's megameta!
megameta by - dre March 30, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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