3 definitions by Joel owns this word

TWIFE

Acronym for THE WORLD IS FUCKING ENDING, a YOLO for sadder times.

I just dropped $2k on a gaming rig I'll only use once but whatever, twife

by Joel owns this word November 1, 2017

Memometer

Any tool that checks or tracks information related to internet memes.

Nice memometer, there. Maybe next time you can create something useful, though.

by Joel owns this word April 2, 2011

Legit in a bit

1) A female who is under-aged but will soon be seen as a legitimate mate.
2) An action which is not accepted in the current situation, but will be legitimate in the near future.

Guy #1: "Dude, that lolita is way off limits."
Guy #2: "Not WAY off... She's legit in a bit!"

Guy #1: "I know you're quitting next month, but stop sending those jokes to our clients."
Guy #2: "Hey man - It's legit in a bit!"
Guy #1: "Guy number two, why you always gotta be using that phrase?"

by Joel owns this word August 27, 2009